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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    I actually liked her when she first re-debuted as Eimi, her tits where already bad at that point, but the work she had done on her face was good and she still had her real teeth. She had a great "Theehee, I'm gonna fuck ya!" smile. Though now she has done a lot more to her face and cheeks and...
  2. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    That's my only actual porn subscription. Though they stopped using JAV actresses for now, appearently because of the increased crackdown on uncensored JAV productions. Still good though.
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    I dunno, I *did* check out her older stuff after discovering her recently, but I think she looks better now. Before: After: Her new tits aren't great though.
  4. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    I never even noticed Eimi Fukada befor her surgeries, just discovered her now and she's looking pretty good to be honest. https://gfycat.com/rawsoupyfirebelliedtoad https://gfycat.com/legitimatelamefantail Not much of a plastic surgery disaster.
  5. Hans Kowalski

    Should I download every JAV subtitle?

    Download every third subtitle you come across.
  6. Hans Kowalski

    Declining quality of the rips

    There may still be some subpar rips floating about, but nonetheless, these past few months have been better than they've been for quite some time. Some recent HD rips are absolutely flawless, CJOD-165 probably being the best I've seen this year in terms of video quality. Doesn't lose any image...
  7. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    The new newsletter kinda explains things. You can now buy subs directly from their site main site via credit card, however, the company that handles the payments has objections about the content of certain movies/subtitles, hence they can't be advertised on the main site and are only available...
  8. Hans Kowalski

    Choppy video playback on FHD video

    A while ago we had those HD rips with the white watermark in the upper corners, the image quality wasn't quite perfect, but those were the best HD rips we had for quite a while. (Among the common rips at least.) Now there have been these 77xx.me rips going around for a while, and while they...
  9. Hans Kowalski

    JAV releases you're looking forward to

    Go watch the trailer right - fucking - now!!! https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/h/hnd/hnds00057/hnds00057_dm_w.mp4 I think this also marks the first time for Yuu Kawakami to appear in a Honnaka release, though she already did a lot of creampies in her other movies. (Fake ones of...
  10. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    WANZ-745 Translation is by Erojapanese.com but it's not officially out yet, it'll be there with the next update.
  11. Hans Kowalski

    Translate the last writings uehara ai ?

    "Of all my fans, Hans Kowalski was the best. Well, take care everyone!"
  12. Hans Kowalski

    AV Directors

    I gotta come back to this thread and mention Nao Masaki. This girl right here: Occasionally appears in front of the camera, but most of her work is behind the scenes as director. When I made this thread I mostly knew she did some of those PLA- movies, mostly because that's where she also...
  13. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    I mean, she's barely done anything in ages, and the few movies she still did were very low-key ones, so it's not much of a surprise I'd say.
  14. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Find me a good rip of that Aki Sasaki one, DFDM-007, because the one HD file floating out there has a pretty bad framerate throughout the entire video. Edit: Btw, it's nice to see her throating again, she's been slacking for quite a while now. Here another upcoming BJ movies of her.
  15. Hans Kowalski

    Studio(s) You've Stopped Waiting for New Titles From

    The one worthwhile Dogma series was always it's POV Dirty Talk series, but since the director left a while ago and now does the same kinda movie for Fitch, that's it from Dogma for me. Also, I was gonna say Ran Maru, because the last few videos were just worthless but then I noticed they...
  16. Hans Kowalski

    Gun To Your Head: Who Would You Choose?

    Didn't see this before. Definitly Shizuka Kanno/Hana Kano. I like her crazy side and really...while Hikaru Yukino was nice, she's only done very few movies.
  17. Hans Kowalski

    Gun To Your Head: Who Would You Choose?

    Don't care for either, but for me Hitomi's face is downright unattractive, while Kaho is objectively attractive at least, sooo...
  18. Hans Kowalski

    The Best Video By (Insert Idol) Is...

    I naturally have that movie, it's alright, but WANZ-745 is her absolute best so far. She's gotten a bit meatier, which suits her, she seems a lot more into it, her cowgirl action is very good, her gf-style handjob is nice and even her BJ action...while not really good is better than it usually is.
  19. Hans Kowalski

    Any new AV idols that you really like?

    None that debuted in the past two years, no.
  20. Hans Kowalski

    Question about jav actress

    Different reasons, but in most cases it's probably when they change management and their old company owns the name. Yuu Kawakami changed her name early in her career, previously she was working under the name Morino Shizuku. I've heard that in her case it was kind of a rebranding thing, as in...
  21. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Generally yes, but when I made that post even Javlibrary had the actress infos missing.
  22. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Yeah, MIAE-235 is pretty neat, and came completly out of left field for me, because DMM doesn't list any of the actresses for this movie so you won't find it by looking for their new releases.
  23. Hans Kowalski

    Best Video of (insert month) is...

    Actually, this is her very best movie.
  24. Hans Kowalski

    Best Video of (insert month) is...

    The best release of April, and probably the whole year so far, was clearly WANZ-745. Check it out! I know you like that hip grinding action, BDrake. https://gfycat.com/PastLightColt https://gfycat.com/SoftOldfashionedHedgehog https://gfycat.com/DecisiveLividGibbon
  25. Hans Kowalski

    Gun To Your Head: Who Would You Choose?

    Mei Matsumoto, not a big fan, but I don't even know the other girl and she looks eh. For the second, I like both, but Tsubomi far more, easy choice.
  26. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    My psychological analysis over the course of this entire thread is that jwlim80 gets off on the despair of porn actresses, like, that's his reason for watching porn, so naturally he'll try to incorporate that fantasy into everything. Kinda similiar to how samurai79 is always like "Haha, look at...
  27. Hans Kowalski

    Bubbling Thread

    Look, I wasn't gonna say anything but enough is enough...this just looks like as if you've put cutesy spider webs all over the girls, but dress them up how much you want, spider webs will never be cute.
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Now available for purchase. http://erojapanese.com/product/atfb-210/
  29. Hans Kowalski

    Actresses your opinion did a complete 180 on...

    Let's see... MIAD-983 JUFD-615 CJOD-027 CJOD-029
  30. Hans Kowalski

    double anal in JAV ?

    Besides, before 2017 it'd have been perfectly fine and visible cause the mosaic around that time used to be pretty thin. I don't know about that. Maybe not two cock deepthroat but dicks crossing on tongue is fairly common I'd say and you usually don't get more than that in western blowbang...
  31. Hans Kowalski

    double anal in JAV ?

    H-Manga tells me the japanese aren't completly averse to double anal, but yeah, never once seen it in AV, (At least in censored AV but that's pretty much all the AV I watch.) and I'd like to.
  32. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    You all rememeber MIDE-356, starring Tsubomi, right? What a movie that was. Now if you rearrange the numbers you get MIDE-536, which is Tsubomi's upcoming, very similiar and very promising, movie. Here's a trailer: http://www.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/-/detail/=/cid=mide00536/
  33. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Subs for DDB-262 are finished and available for purchase. http://erojapanese.com/product/ddb-262/ I was going to take screenshots like I always do, but the movie has some extreme close-ups of Riko Honda's face throughout almost the entire thing, and the images came out looking weird, so I...
  34. Hans Kowalski

    Declining quality of the rips

    Back in the day, Maxjav actually did his own rips, basically just removing the DRM from the original HD video from DMM/R18. Dunno how he gets his videos nowadays. Back then you could actually share your DMM account info with him and he would strip the DRM of any movie of your liking, as long as...
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Declining quality of the rips

    I dunno, I think these very recent HD releases are a huge improvement over what we had for over a year now. It was either SD with bad image quality and sometimes parts of the movies were skipped or rather the video would stop playing for a couple of seconds, etc. Just bad rips all around. Either...
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Declining quality of the rips

    I'm at work right now, can't do that lol. But you can check one of those HD uploads right here. (Second link, first is SD.) https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/hnd-489-pile-driving-pistid-slut-cum-inside-willingly-sleep-walking-even-when-cuming.1791593/
  37. Hans Kowalski

    Declining quality of the rips

    Gotta love how recently some uploaders for new movies on Javlibrary.com preface their post with "MOVIE NOT BROKEN!" "FILE NOT CORRUPT!"...most of the time they actually are, with skipping parts and whatnot. On the other hand, the recent HD uploads are an improvement over the thz.la ones. They...
  38. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Dunno why it didn't release with the last update, but here it is now. http://erojapanese.com/product/muml-009/
  39. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    Is there even an incentive for JAV girls to enter the US business? Whatever stuff they did in Japan, they'd likely be required to do way more extreme stuff in the US if they ever want to be noticed, double anal, double vag etc., most mainstream JAV girls don't even do regular anal or maybe as a...
  40. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Okay, they finished MUML-009 really fast. And while you might say "No big deal, it's only an hour long.", well, this movie still had more lines than some of the 2h+ movies I had them translate.
  41. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Gossips

    Akiho is pretty sexy and good at what she does, not having some fake-semen goo dripping out of her pussy doesn't really take away from that.
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Best Video of (insert month) is...

    You can say what you want BDrake, but the best movies in January where clearly VAGU-187, starring Yuu Kawakami and SSNI-088, starring Akiho Yoshizawa. And to a lesser extend MXGS-1018, starring Yui Hatano. And since I had birthday in January, that automatically means I'm right.
  43. Hans Kowalski

    "Guess who the JAV star is" game

    Shiina Sora it is. From HND-431.
  44. Hans Kowalski

    "Guess who the JAV star is" game

    Let's revive this thread with something very easy. In my opinion the best among the fairly recent JAV actresses, and pretty popular all around, so this shouldn't take long.
  45. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    I didn't remember it quite right, he wasn't banned and it was for alleged spamming, but nonetheless, almost his entire post history was purged for that without reason. https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/guess-who-the-jav-star-is-game.1631278/page-16#post-3340114 And it's really noticable if...
  46. Hans Kowalski

    How much do you like Yua Mikami?

    Not my type at all.
  47. Hans Kowalski

    Jav Translation Request Part 3

    Yeah, I usually just post links to their official product page where you can't really purchase subs. But the site offers all the instructions you need. While we're at it, subs for MIAD-773 are now available. MIAD-773: Cybernetic Doll | EroJapanese
  48. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    ziongite probably wasn't the best human being, but I gotta say, I'm not a big fan of AO's "If a user is banned, all his posts get deleted." policy. A couple years back one frequent poster who was active in the "Guess the JAV actress" thread got hit hard by this for a minor argument with another...