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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Actresses your opinion did a complete 180 on...

    Even I remember Old Mago, and I don't remember lots of things. Anyway, I've deleted all my Yui Hatano movies again, (Except for REAL-512 of course, that one stays because of Rei Mizuna.), I guess it was just a short-lived affection caused by my own horniness and not a permanent 180 like Akiho...
  2. Hans Kowalski

    (This newer idol) is the successor of (older model).

    Tsubomi is awesome but that new girl's face just bothers me everytime I see her. I could never be bothered to even download her flicks, she's like some freakish goblin creature. If that's the new Tsubomi then I'm King Kong.
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Watermarks You Hate

    You can trim as much of the casino ads as you want, the truth of the matter is that 99% of their output still suffers from delayed audio.
  4. Hans Kowalski

    Slapstick in JAV?

    Doing a quick check of some of my recently downloaded videos, I've found it at the end of BBI-204, MIAD-861, CJOD-007, CJOD-003 WANZ-374 and MIDE-260, but there are a lot more. I thought everyone knew this clip already.
  5. Hans Kowalski

    Slapstick in JAV?

    I'll never stop loving that ad with the crazy scientist that plays at the end of a lot of AV's. The bit where he accidently throws down his equipment, his dumb stock scream, the girl's confused reaction, the dude acting like nothing ever happened, it's all just a thing of beauty.
  6. Hans Kowalski

    What Ever Happened To..?

    Here's a different kind of "What happened to...?" question. What happened to Megumi Shino? I know she's still active under the name Aoi Shino but it seems like she's banned to the valley of extreme obscurity. She was never one of the top famous actresses, but she seemed popular enough...
  7. Hans Kowalski

    Chisato Shoda Retiring? Old News?? Or News to Me!?

    Oh by the way, if you didn't know about her retiring, maybe you didn't know about this english subbed interview with her either, it's from about 2 years ago. It's an interesting documentary about her feelings towards the AV industry, her reasons for getting into it and about mature porn...
  8. Hans Kowalski

    Chisato Shoda Retiring? Old News?? Or News to Me!?

    She retired once already. She can't retire twice. Like a few years ago, she quit and came back a year later and released more videos than ever before. So not all hope is lost.
  9. Hans Kowalski

    Poll: Favorite Blowjob Idol?

    You've never seen a blowjob.
  10. Hans Kowalski

    What Ever Happened To..?

    I don't know what exactly it is she does, but at least she's still alive, in case you're wondering. https://twitter.com/yukinotakeuchi
  11. Hans Kowalski

    Poll: Favorite Blowjob Idol?

    Hm, it's hard to choose between Yuuno and Shizuka. (Yukino is good but eh, I like the others better and she hasn't done as much, either.) I guess I'd go for Shizuka in the end, she's more versatile overall, Yuuno's blowjobs are great, but it's all she can do, when it comes to regular sex her...
  12. Hans Kowalski

    What Ever Happened To..?

    Sorry, I don't even know Hinata Tachibana, I only know what happened to these three girls because they were among my favorites. Two other girls I didn't bring up though...well, the first I didn't think needed mentioning because I figured most people who liked her already know what happened but...
  13. Hans Kowalski

    What Ever Happened To..?

    Well okay, to stay on topic a bit: Yuuno Hoshi works in some hostess bar/club with other current and former AV girls (Though her and Maki Hoshikawa are the only regulars I know.) and sometimes takes creepy close-up pictures of her face. https://twitter.com/two537 Mana Izumi works backstage...
  14. Hans Kowalski

    What Ever Happened To..?

    While trying to think of examples, Shizuka Kanno suddenly came to mind. I mean, the answer to the question is clear. What happened to her? She just stopped making AV a few years ago. But I wondered, was there ever a big announcement, a retirement feature or something, or did she just quit like...
  15. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    Well, it doesn't help that whenever japanese porn comes up in the western mainstream it focuses on the weird niche stuff and I also blame the uploaders on sites like Pornhub, XHamster, etc., all the popular western streaming sites, because most of the stuff you find on there is age-old low...
  16. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    Rei Mizuna sometimes responds to english tweets as well, but like the others, she keeps it simple. Here's a conversation were some dude wants to send her some T-Shirts? I don't even know how the conversation started, from what I can gather her initial tweet was about the Evangelion Anime...
  17. Hans Kowalski

    JAV Stars - Reaction To Western Fans?

    Ai Uehara used to sometimes respond to english tweets from fans with stuff like "Thank You". The only catch, she wrote it all in katakana which I always found funny, because I was never sure if she did it in a jokey way, or if she geniuinly didn't know that most foreigners probably can't read...
  18. Hans Kowalski

    The Good, the Bad, the Ugly and the Tubby! (And: Film ID)

    Recently I've noticed this dude a lot, he seems to be fairly new on the block. He fills the role of the somewhat handsome, fit, non-threatening sex-dude. Haven't seen him pop up in anything but consensual sex stuff. Ai Uehara seems to like him at least, they've been paired together...
  19. Hans Kowalski

    Videos You Wish Retired Idols Would've Made

    I wish Noa Torigoe would've done double anal, just riding two dicks at once in her ass, with her femdomy ways. But I mean, you don't really see double anal in JAV anyway, or girls who at least seem to enjoy anal, so whatever.
  20. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Rei Mizuna is a bit hit and miss for me, (Mostly because the majority of her stuff is outside of the genres I like.) but REAL-512 is awesome for her look in this scene alone: Her best one is ATFB-252 imo: I hope I managed to change at least one person's opinion today.
  21. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    Just stumbled upon this on my usual JAV source site. It's an older release and I don't know the actress but it's very much in line with this topic.
  22. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    Sure, her body is nice, but I still think she has a seriously busted face. Yeah, I know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, I'm just surprised why she of all people seems to be the poster girl for the AV industry in the west.
  23. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    I like both small and big boobs, but there is a limit and Hitomi exceeds it. But my main issue is her face, I don't get why she seems to be one of the most popular AV actresses in the west. Strangely not around here though.
  24. Hans Kowalski

    Actresses your opinion did a complete 180 on...

    I know what it is. Her smile makes her look like the dude from Rocko's Modern Life. But I finally managed to get over that and like her now.
  25. Hans Kowalski

    Actresses your opinion did a complete 180 on...

    And over the course of a few hours, the size of my Yui Hatano collection went from 0 (1 if you count REAL-512, which I only got because of Rei Mizuna.) to 14, which is pretty good considering how selective I am with the movies I keep. I used to think that, while she could look nice on covers...
  26. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    You seem to be the perfect guy to ask this question: I'm no needs more loli or asdfaznz, I like Ai Uehara, but still, whenever I see her and hear her talk, it seems to me that she's one of the worst actresses in the AV business, not in regards to her porn acting skill, but her actual acting...
  27. Hans Kowalski

    Things that bother you about actresses you love?

    I realize that, but if you're not a fan of feet, making some weird claws out of them isn't going to make things better. I know this feeling. I'm more into femdom, (In fact, the abundance of quality femdom is what got me into JAV in the first place.) but some of the girls I really like in...
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Idols That You Try To Get Into But Can't

    This usually overlaps with my "One-time wonder actresses", girls that I saw in one movie and really liked, so I got more of their stuff but most of it went into the garbage bin right away. Kurea Hasumi is one of them, I have a handful of videos of her that I like but most of them don't do...
  29. Hans Kowalski

    Things that bother you about actresses you love?

    So, I like Ai Uehara, but I'm not too fond of feet and Uehara tends to always twist her toes like this: What a turn off. Now post your examples please!
  30. Hans Kowalski

    Some things need to go, but which?

    I too am dumb. But say what you want guys, next month I'm definitly going to get a new external hard drive and a lot of shit is going to be thrown on there and packed away.
  31. Hans Kowalski

    Shelly Fujii retiring

    There was an almost-2 year gap between her last movie for Million and her Idea Pocket debut. I don't think there was a big retirement feature back then, she just suddenly stopped and silently disappeared. That's probably why you didn't notice.
  32. Hans Kowalski

    Shelly Fujii retiring

    Eh, I like her, she was one of the first actresses I really took notice of, when I got into JAV, but I got over her retirement once already, I'll manage the second time as well. At least this time she's going out with a bang.
  33. Hans Kowalski

    Some things need to go, but which?

    Jesus, I really need to buy a new external harddrive, yesterday I was so close to deleting my entire JAV collection in a crazed mission to make for more space.
  34. Hans Kowalski

    Why do some titles never appear?

    Where are these two!? ATFB-287 and ATFB-299. Was looking forward to their release and then, when they came out, I just couldn't find them anywhere.
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    Do you have any specific examples?
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    Here's a new one in the pipelines, Yuu Kawakami plays a "Virgin Killer". Now despite her sword slash on the cover I doubt it's meant literally, but for now I'll keep my hopes up.
  37. Hans Kowalski

    How do you consume your JAV?

    I don't think I've ever seen a JAV scene in full, I constantly skip around, back and forth.
  38. Hans Kowalski

    Jav's with Succubus!

    Yeah, there's a bit more stuff if you're just looking for succubus cosplay JAV, the girl dressing up as Morrigan from Darkstalkers or whatever, but none of them really have any sort of life-draining sex in them, like the OP or me are looking for. (Disclaimer. I don't wanna die anytime soon, but...
  39. Hans Kowalski

    Top 10 JAVs of 2015

    But this topic is about movie releases! Also, movies, that were released this year. Yuma Asami has been out of the game a bit longer than a year.
  40. Hans Kowalski

    Top 10 JAVs of 2015

    And about your earlier comment regarding Kaho Kasumi...I never even noticed her until AVOP-169 only to learn that she's already been in the business for about as long as Kawakami appearently. I've seen her in countless movies this year since then. Oh, and to add to a little something I wrote...
  41. Hans Kowalski

    Jav's with Succubus!

    The only one I know is this one, EDRG-003, though the life-draining part is not a huge focus unfortunatly. At least it's something. See also this thread. https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/cum-and-die.1541844/
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Top 10 JAVs of 2015

    So it's probably no secret that I like Yuu Kawakami and I was thinking back and forth on whether I should limit myself to 1 or 2 movies of hers in my ranking until I decided, no, fuck it, picking out 10 specific movies is hard enough as it is, so in no particular order there's... ...this one...
  43. Hans Kowalski

    Gyaru (Gal) Appreciation

    Mana Izumi She was pretty much the only gyaru actress that I thought was consistently good. A shame she quit, though I hear she's still in the business backstage, she appearently does the make-up for the current gyaru girls. She's certainly still very active on Twitter. Other than that, I...
  44. Hans Kowalski

    It's femdom with an athletic chick...but what movie is it from?

    Help me Akiba-Online, you're my only hope! http://xhamster.com/movies/4963199/amazon_in_the_gym.html
  45. Hans Kowalski

    JAV actress that you think need to comeback from retirement and make more AV ?

    If Akira Elly could undo all her plastic churgery, I'd second that, but unfortunatly that's probably not possible.
  46. Hans Kowalski

    POV Blowjob Buddies!

    IPTD-918! VNDS-2637! BBI-117! Pleast post some more recommendations like this. But beware! This example (EMU-063) contains Blowjob Buddies, but they're *not* POV Blowjob Buddies, as it's just from a single dude's POV. This is not what this thread is about. These however...
  47. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    I just watched it as well and I dunno, thought it was pretty good overall.
  48. Hans Kowalski

    Watermarks You Hate

    There's appearently a new guy on the block, plastering his video with a small, unintrusive, transparent JPAV watermark. It's honestly the worst of them all. If there's no watermark-free version available, I still vastly prefer the ones with the big fat yellow watermarks. The ones with those...
  49. Hans Kowalski

    Some things need to go, but which?

    I dunno, actually clipping parts of the movie out would be the worst solution for me. Maybe I'm just weird, but I need the full video in my AV collection, even if not every scene is a hit. Otherwise the whole thing is worthless to me and I'm going to delete it anyway.