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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Japanese-to-English dictionary for JAV

    My favorite part is when they translate the actress's name: Tsubomi = bud Shizuka Kanno = Quiet Kanno Those are the two I remember the most, I've seen them in quite a few titles.
  2. Hans Kowalski

    JAV actress that you think need to comeback from retirement and make more AV ?

    This was supposedly her retirement video. At least she went out with a bang. It really is one of her best. http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/Real-Impregnation-Creampies.-15-Pussy-Cumshots-Suzu-s-Hairless-Retirement-Title/id=mum00154/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=14
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Actresses your opinion did a complete 180 on...

    ...and I don't necessarily mean because they underwent a sudden and dramatic change, just that they suddenly clicked with you for some reason. My top example would be Akiho Yoshizawa. For years I found her incredibly bland and boring, I did check out a few movies here and there, because the...
  4. Hans Kowalski

    JAV actress that you think need to comeback from retirement and make more AV ?

    I approve of this, she was the third deepthroat queen after Shizuka Kanno on 2nd place and Yuuno Hoshi at the top. Both of those need to come back as well...Yuuno Hoshi actually made a twitter account a few months ago and is pretty active there, she's hanging out with other AV actresses, even...
  5. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    Appearently not anymore! http://jav-fan.com/archives/edrg-003-%E3%83%A2%E3%83%B3%E5%A8%98-%E3%82%B5%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A5%E3%83%90%E3%82%B9%EF%BD%9E%E5%A4%A2%E9%AD%94%E3%81%9F%E3%81%A1%E3%81%AE%E6%99%A9%E9%A4%90%EF%BD%9E-%E8%91%89%E5%B1%B1%E7%BE%8E Two succubi go at it, one of them played by good...
  6. Hans Kowalski

    JAV actresses who speak english fluently?

    I've always wondered, does Shelly Fujii actually speak English, with her being half-American and everything?
  7. Hans Kowalski

    New jav stars vs old jav stars

    Was Tsubomi pretty much one of the first really high profile loli actresses? Though compared to Minimum's girls, (Some of them appear to be exclusive.) she wasn't really that extreme of a loli. I do remember a girl named Hinata Seto, but I think she was pretty niche.
  8. Hans Kowalski

    AV Open 2015

    I could watch a little goblin creature with warts all over, someone like Gollum from Lords of the Rings, suck of another man, gobble on his balls with his thick, yellow spit running all over, and I'd be like "Eh, I guess some people are into that". You guys are too weak. You're on the internet...
  9. Hans Kowalski

    Sperm!!

    I like this. She has a round & puffy face. Girls who have faces like that look much better when swallowing cum then girls who don't. That is a fact.
  10. Hans Kowalski

    Hikari Hino Alias

    Yeah, that's 100% her. Fuck yeah, she's appearently back! Though it's a pretty boring movie for her return.
  11. Hans Kowalski

    who do you think is the best sluts in JAV ?

    Currently probably Ai Uehara. She does anal, gokkun, DP, uncensored stuff and she can move around pretty nasty during sex. Images can't do her justice, but oh well. Noa Torigoe was always given the title "Super Slut". Though that's more because of her incredible maneating persona...
  12. Hans Kowalski

    Interracial JAV Discussion

    If you're ever worried that the AV Idol you're jerking off to might be a racist shithead, just stick to good old Rei Mizuna. In the first scene she's having a creampie & gokkun gangbang with several black & white actors, and it's not a gangrape or anything, it's all peaceful cum swallowing to...
  13. Hans Kowalski

    How much is acting or direction?

    I hearby present the Queen of Unintentionally (?) Hilarious Overacting: Akari Hoshino!
  14. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery adult actress is such a turn off

    Yeah, it always depends on the end result. With western porn actresses (Or famous people in general.) it often seems like they're going: "No no, this is completly fine. Now do more!" Let me present the ultimate fake girl Yuria Satomi. You could tell me that she's a realdoll that...
  15. Hans Kowalski

    European Male Pornstar in Japan - Possible?

    The reason you give is true to some extend. "See this meek girls get torn apart by savage brutes with huge cocks!". (Though funnily enough, the black JAV actors always come across as incredibly tame, even if it's gangrape themed, they don't play their thug persona very convincingly.) I'm sure...
  16. Hans Kowalski

    European Male Pornstar in Japan - Possible?

    "Because it's like watching something that does not look human fuck a White/ Latina/ Asian/ you name it ... woman." and "They look very primitive and scary" is just me misinterpreting things, sure. You're full-on racist. At least own up to that.
  17. Hans Kowalski

    cum in censored AV

    Pretty much 99% of censored JAV uses fake creampies. How can you tell? Well, try giving a creampie while you're wearing a condom. I think Knight's Visual is one of the few exceptions, where they're doing real creampies.
  18. Hans Kowalski

    European Male Pornstar in Japan - Possible?

    Yeah, all those cute smileys don't hide the horrible nature of your post.
  19. Hans Kowalski

    HEAD STOMP

    I'm not sure that there's an American History X porn parody. And if there was, it'd probably be a Western production.
  20. Hans Kowalski

    Cowabunga! It's Kawakami... Yu in a Stew, Shining Through

    From my visits to the world of cartoon porn I know this fetish as "Ahegao". (アヘ顔) And would you know it, using that as a search term for DMM's JAV section also yields a lot of results...
  21. Hans Kowalski

    10 videos to get your dick rock hard

    Right now I have 608 full movies on my hard drive, not to mention a couple of hundreds stashed away on my external hard-drive, so it's hard to pick out 10 specific movies. (Well, I guess the ones I put on my external hard-drive wouldn't count.) I'll try anyway: ATFB-252: Rei Mizuna is...
  22. Hans Kowalski

    AV Open 2015

    I can already say, that this right here is my personal winner: http://jav-fan.com/archives/avop-169-%E3%82%B6%E3%83%BC%E3%83%A1%E3%83%B3%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%9F%E3%83%8D%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC-%E3%81%8B%E3%81%99%E3%81%BF%E6%9E%9C%E7%A9%82 And while the upload does suffer from yellow...
  23. Hans Kowalski

    Jav idol blogs

    It looks like Ruka Kanae has an English Twitter account. https://twitter.com/jpavidolruka For the most part they're just translated tweets from her Japanese account: https://twitter.com/rukaKANAE So, it might just be a fan translating a few of her tweets, but who knows. I mean, why would...
  24. Hans Kowalski

    Favorite search terms

    川上ゆう 上原亜衣 つぼみ ATFB- TYOD- WANZ- MIDE-
  25. Hans Kowalski

    Sperm!!

    I can't wait. After Metal Gear Solid V turned out to be such a disappointment, this movie is what I'm looking forward to, the most.
  26. Hans Kowalski

    [IDed]熟女ヨガ教室 今夜はギンギン

    I know everything! Not this, however.
  27. Hans Kowalski

    Lack of HD titles as of late

    The lack of HD uploads is one thing, I usually don't download those, unless no other choice is available, otherwise I'd already have like 5 external hard drives at this point. But what's really unforgivable to me is that even the regular SD uploads are particularily shitty as of late. That's...
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Anal in JAV?

    I need to make some more space on my hard-drive, ASAP.
  29. Hans Kowalski

    Anal in JAV?

    Minimum has some really good anal stuff. It helps that they're one of the few JAV companies that make male-on-female r*** look really appealing, as creepy as that may sound, so the anal-r*** stuff is not a bad thing. My favorite has to be MUM-165. Three girls, several scenes dedicated to each...
  30. Hans Kowalski

    Anal in JAV?

    The abundance of anal porn is one of the few things I prefer about western porn, especially when the girl takes the active part. (I don't mean that as in, strap on a dildo and fuck the dude's ass but more like riding him with his dick up her ass and seemingly enjoying it.) Most JAV anal is also...
  31. Hans Kowalski

    Man r***ing/Force Fucked by Female

    I dunno about that, she's my favourite JAV actress, and I'm not a big fan of male-on-female r*** (Except for some Irrumatio stuff and Minimum's movies for some reason.) so she definitely plays enough dominant roles. Here she is in ASFB-031: DJSF-124: WWW-025...
  32. Hans Kowalski

    Man r***ing/Force Fucked by Female

    Yo sharky! I was going to respond to this thread right after you put it up, but then I got lazy, having to take screencaps and all that, so I didn't bother and later completly forgot about it. But that's wrong! This topic is worthy of discussion. Usually when JAV gets brought up in non-porn...
  33. Hans Kowalski

    Hidden Jav girl talents.

    I'm just going to steal this thread that I made on another JAV related board, because...well, who's going to stop me? It's mine, I'd hardly sue myself and besides, I think it's an interesting topic. So here I go: Recently I stumbled upon Akari Hoshino's blog. (Of course by the time I'm copy &...
  34. Hans Kowalski

    Using Bigger Dicks Nowadays in JAV?

    It's Miku Hasegawa in BF-266. http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/The-Limits-of-the-Teacher-s-Self-Control...-Female-Teacher-s-Creampie-Sex-Miku-Hasegawa/id=bf00266/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=1 She had a short career but she was very good and put out a bunch of noteworthy movies during that...
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Using Bigger Dicks Nowadays in JAV?

    I was going to respond with "Well, she was 17, that's a fine line to walk", but I misremembered, she was actually 15, so yeah. http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2014/04/08/tokyo-porn-star-arrested-for-sex-with-underage-girl-in-saitama-hotel/...
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Using Bigger Dicks Nowadays in JAV?

    Man, how did he get this job? He was also in that movie were Yuma Asami fucks a bunch of white dudes. And funnily enough he's also in another film featuring the same actress from your screens. (Ryoko Hirosaki.) Anyway, the first noticable "fairly big cock guy" to me was this dude...
  37. Hans Kowalski

    Asking for help answered Ayumu Sena

    It's Ayumu Sena. Unfortunatly she retired like 1 or 2 years ago.
  38. Hans Kowalski

    Massage Question

    I know, Japan is a foreign and far-away country for many of us, but that doesn't mean you'd get away with doing stuff like that for real without getting sued to hell, or that japanese woman enjoy being groped in the first place. Of course it's staged.
  39. Hans Kowalski

    JAV game show name where girls hide from chasers?

    Are you perhaps talking about this movie? http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/A-Girl-Takes-100-Creampies---Complete-Version/id=hnds00028/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=1 It's not so much a show as it is a single movie though. A second one is coming out for this year's AV Open...
  40. Hans Kowalski

    JAV's with girls that rides without emotions/facial expressions.

    Unfortunatly I can't offer any examples myself, but I just want you to know that I second your request. So if someone knows movies like that, but is thinking:"Why the hell should I help some random douche I've never even heard of before", maybe they're more cooperative if they know that they'd...
  41. Hans Kowalski

    Are They Giving Us the "Peace" Sign?

    Here's the video, she does it throughout her whole speech. Of course I don't seriously think, she's doing the Hitler salute but you never know. Her speech starts at about 1:51.
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Are They Giving Us the "Peace" Sign?

    Now here's an interesting question: Is Ai Uehara a Nazi, or does this gesture have a different meaning in Japan?
  43. Hans Kowalski

    scene with epic missionary position sex and HOT JAV actress

    Whether mrmkmz15 is a dick or not, this is now the official "Recommend good missionary sex scenes to the community" thread. First up is Shelly Fuuji in IPZ-470, the very first movie she did after her recent comeback. Next up is Yuu Kawakami in TYOD-199. Ai Uehara in SERO-248 is also...
  44. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    Thanks for your post, I already wrote this thread off as dead, as ironic as that may sound. I'm familiar with the URAM series, the very first one with the "Ring" inspired ghost-girl was the best production value wise, but the title (At least the translation.) is a bit misleading, no-one is...
  45. Hans Kowalski

    Dumb Moments in JAV

    Here's a dumb censorship related moment. Now of course we could argue that censorship by itself is very dumb, but whatever, I've gotten used to it, as long as it's not a giant pixelcarpet over the whole area like it was over 10 years ago. Anyway, this bit of censorship in the recent Minimum...
  46. Hans Kowalski

    New jav stars vs old jav stars

    And yet my favourite actress, who's been in the business for over 10 years now, Yuu Kawakami, always seems to get ignored. D=
  47. Hans Kowalski

    New jav stars vs old jav stars

    Ichika Kamihata, while not really looking like a model, has an interesting look. Her movies can be pretty hit and miss though. The first movie of hers that I saw was MVSD-221, it was released around the time when she got pretty popular, and imo it's still her best. She plays a cum hungry...
  48. Hans Kowalski

    New jav stars vs old jav stars

    I can't in good conscience say that the new JAV stars are objectively worse than the ones of the past. I think it's just that at a certain point you've seen everything JAV has to offer and the new actresses can't make the same impact. For example, I started to get into JAV around 2009, a bit...
  49. Hans Kowalski

    Anyone else having a problem purchasing extmatrix premium?

    Yeah, the monthly one for like 12 bucks or whatever it was.
  50. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    I guess this kinda counts... A new movie in the "Sex of the Dead" series came out, starring Kurea Hasumi. At first she gets r***ing by a bunch of zombie dudes. Of course she turns into a zombie as well and two dudes try to have their way with Zombie Kurea, while trying not to get bitten. Buf...