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  1. Hans Kowalski

    Some things need to go, but which?

    I'm sure a few of you know the problem, your hard-drive is almost completly full and so are your external storage devices, so what do you do? One solution is of course to get rid of some older stuff that you think you might not watch again. How do you decide what to get rid of? Have you ever...
  2. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    Hm, okay, looks like she just had them whitened, without anything else being done, which just looks weird.
  3. Hans Kowalski

    Plastic surgery disasters... what a complete turn-off.

    I want to go back to this post, because it looks like Tsubomi had her teeth fixed as well. Unfortunatly the result isn't nearly as good as it was with Uehara and Mizuna, but just take a look for yourself. Her transformation into a bunny is nearly complete.
  4. Hans Kowalski

    Setting a JAV Company in Japan. Possible?

    Just like the white dudes in that one movie with Yuma Asami were, lol. I always wondered who the intended audience for that was, because I doubt the production company expected crazy sales figures from the US and Europe.
  5. Hans Kowalski

    Blowjobs!!!

    Kurea is cool, but yeah, she's not the go-to girl for great blowjobs. Kamihata is kind of hit & miss too. At least we get another good Uehara movie before she's gone. Her entry in the Fellatio Hell Schoolgirl spin-off was really good already.
  6. Hans Kowalski

    Discussion about DMM website

    http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/Real-Impregnation-Creampies.-15-Pussy-Cumshots-Suzu%26-039%3Bs-Hairless-Retirement-Title/id=mum00154/?dmmref=video.movies.popular&i3_ref=list&i3_ord=14 The shrinking and ageing population is a serious cause for concern. If we can encourage girls to...
  7. Hans Kowalski

    Discussion about DMM website

    Yo! A few months ago I asked if it was possible to include more synopsis translations, only a few movies have those. The answer was that you guys will continue doing those, but they're very time-consuming, so most releases will omit them. That's fine, I'll accept that, but would it be...
  8. Hans Kowalski

    Eyeballs Rolling! Saliva Spewing! Crazed and Flipping Out of Their Minds..!

    In Tropic Thunder they said, as an actress or actor, you can never go "full-retard". Ai Uehara did it anyway, and now she's quitting the industry. SERO-0248 XRW-106:
  9. Hans Kowalski

    AV Open 2015

    I'm not a big fan of all these harem movies, "Too many cooks" and all that. Too often the selected actresses just don't complement each other very well. Also, this. I don't know any of the girls in 2nd place and they all look the same to me, while 5th place has a bunch of very prolific and...
  10. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    Haha, holy shit, that is really bad.
  11. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    Now what the hell is this?
  12. Hans Kowalski

    [Info] JAV actresses comeback from retirement

    Just saw this one. I really hope she's back for good and that this wasn't just a one-time only thing, because it was pretty boring honestly. We need a better movie.
  13. Hans Kowalski

    Ai Uehara retiring...

    Aw man...
  14. Hans Kowalski

    JAV x Doujinshi

    The way they shot the action isn't all that exciting but I couldn't disagree more about the actresses, it's one of the few movies with 3 or more actresses, where I actually like all of them.
  15. Hans Kowalski

    JAV x Doujinshi

    https://hitomi.la/galleries/770772.html
  16. Hans Kowalski

    JAV x Doujinshi

    Today I saw this one released: Starring Yuu Kawakami, Kurea Hasumi, Ruka Kanae and Marie Konishi. It's based on one of Mizuryu Kei's mangas: Definitly one of the better adaptions.
  17. Hans Kowalski

    Weirdest fetish in a while...

    I guess the maker of those films got annoyed with these street-performer guys and this is the only way he can get back at them.
  18. Hans Kowalski

    Any movie in which Yuu Kawakami is herself?

    Now all that's missing is ELO-372. It was a good one, despite the DMM user reviews.
  19. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    You try to give anime-eyes to real people, and this is the result!
  20. Hans Kowalski

    [RF]REAL-415 + EMU-093 Yuu Kawakami

    I'm assuming this is the result of this thread? https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/any-movie-in-which-yuu-kawakami-is-herself.1582859/ Next time, at least send me a PM. It's only by sheer luck that I stumbled across this thread right now. Here they are, no torrents unfortunatly, and without...
  21. Hans Kowalski

    Who are the idols in OYC-022?

    I'm not a 100% sure as it's one of those crazy releases where DMM doesn't list the actresses, but I think the girl on the upper half of the front cover, riding the dude and texting, is Marie Konishi (小西まりえ). The girl on the lower right, eating ramen, is probably Maki Hoshikawa (星川麻紀)...
  22. Hans Kowalski

    I've got something for your dick...

    Now for something a bit different: DV-1443, starring Yuma Asami: This dude browses through a magazine with some pics of Yuma and jerks off. Suddenly, a surprise appearence from Yuma herself. She lets him jerk off to her. For the most part, she's just showing off her body...
  23. Hans Kowalski

    I've got something for your dick...

    Now hold on a second! You're supposed to be this board's loli-man! Shizuka was no loli!
  24. Hans Kowalski

    I've got something for your dick...

    Haha, no, I made that line up, I thought that was obvious. If she actually said that, she would've used the movie title and not the code. I don't understand most of what she's saying, though she does call it her "mouth-pussy" in japanese, similiar to Shizuka's "hand-pussy", which never stops...
  25. Hans Kowalski

    I've got something for your dick...

    I figured it's time to steal a thread of mine from a different board again: So, what I always like to see is when the actress shows and teases you with whatever body part she's going to use on your dick, but there are not enough videos out there that really celebrate this. To show you some...
  26. Hans Kowalski

    Can anyone identify who's in this? (link here) THANKS IN ADVANCE

    Hmmm...the one from the first video (Second screenshot.) could be Kasumi Kaho (かすみ果穂), but I'm not entirely sure. I'm not familiar with her "Oh no, I'm getting r***ing!"-face.
  27. Hans Kowalski

    The "Finding a Similar JAV" (Recommendations) Thread

    Usually, if what I like about a movie can be pinned down to a specific fetish, I try to find the word for it on DMM, either in the movie description, or the fetish tags and then search DMM or my JAV blog of choice using that specific word. For example, I once saw this movie where girls use...
  28. Hans Kowalski

    Can anyone identify who's in this? (link here) THANKS IN ADVANCE

    Speaking of URLs, whenever I see these thread I'm thinking "Just take some screenshots, dude!". I guess it's not as bad in this example, as it's a Pornhub link, everyone knows Pornhub, but often times it's some weird looking link to some obscure porn streaming site I've never heard of and...
  29. Hans Kowalski

    JAV actress that you think need to comeback from retirement and make more AV ?

    Like Mana Izumi. https://twitter.com/izumana0629 She never stopped being active on Twitter and she's hanging out with lots of other still active brown-girl AV actresses. She was still the best though. I've heard she mostly does the make-up for the actresses on stage nowadays. Then there's...
  30. Hans Kowalski

    JAV actress that you think need to comeback from retirement and make more AV ?

    Oh fuck yes, best JAV news in months. Even after her retirement she's been very active on Twitter, constantly posting pictures of herself, posing in sexy outfits and recently she started streaming video games while half naked, I was always hoping for her return and this is already looking very...
  31. Hans Kowalski

    Any movie in which Yuu Kawakami is herself?

    One movie that comes to mind right now is REAL-415. It's similiar in it's premise to MEYD-020, Yuu visits fans at home, and turns their living room into a soapland. There are interview sections inbetween those visits, were she seems fairly normal and natural. The actual content is probably...
  32. Hans Kowalski

    Jav femdom cuckold video

    She starts out with giving some dirty talk to the POV protagonist. Then she r***s some dude, while she makes the POV protagonist watch. After that, she blows POV dude for like a minute until getting fucked by another slave and making POV protagonist watch again. Then she has POV protagonist...
  33. Hans Kowalski

    Cum and Die!

    Unfortunatly not, I intend to post every JAV content like this that I stumble across. In Hentai you find stuff like this more often in recent days. (I think the fetish really took off with the release of Monster Girl Quest.)
  34. Hans Kowalski

    Hot and/or great performers with lame catalogs?

    Even my most cherished, favorite AV stars have a ton of releases that I don't care for at all, maybe even over 50% of their entire output, so it's hard for me to pull out real examples of this. And as such I also disagree about both Yuria Satori and Karen Uehara, they've still put out more than...
  35. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    I dunno, I've always been pretty fond of WAAP's covers in general. They may have overdone the lighting on this one, but it looks like her alright. Edit: Skimming through them right now, I'd say their Dream Shower series has some pretty good covers. Here's Tsubomi again, in contrast to the...
  36. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    That is a good point, our examples don't really help much, when people don't know what the actresses actually look like. So here we go: Girl on the left (And the big-ass girl on the first cover.), Yuu Kawakami: And the girl on the right, Sayaka Aishiro. I just grabbed these...
  37. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    I'm not sure what specific examples you're reffering to, but there's this at least. Though I take much more issues with Kawakami's flat face here. Speaking of... You'd never know that it's supposed to be her on the left. While she isn't as hideous as she was on the other cover, she's...
  38. Hans Kowalski

    Female gloryhole/woman as furniture?

    And I just remembered another one. This might even come closer to your fantasy of anonymous body parts. You see. There are at least 2 movies like that out there! Cheer up!
  39. Hans Kowalski

    Female gloryhole/woman as furniture?

    Ai Uehara fell and crashed through a wall, that clumsy girl. This should come pretty close to what you're looking for, at least.
  40. Hans Kowalski

    Sperm!!

    You basically search for titles with the code GMD, that's the reverse r*** gokkun series. Or just take a look here: http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/list/id=79613/pagesize=30/price=all/sort=popular/type=series/page=1/ Unfortunatly the only copies in the wild I've seen of GMD-002 (Shizuka...
  41. Hans Kowalski

    Oddly specific fetishes

    I thought as much, but the context is just a justification for the fetish, which is cute girls in cute animal outfits with guns. Sexy spy outfits + guns is a way more reasonable combination however improbable those outfits are in reality.
  42. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    Just look at that face! That's not Tsubomi, that's the face of some hideous christmas elf, long ears or not.
  43. Hans Kowalski

    Cover photoshopping which went wrong

    This always stood out to me. They transformed Tsubomi into some weird elf creature.
  44. Hans Kowalski

    Oddly specific fetishes

    So appearently there are even more of these. Here's a compilation of sorts. So there's Tsubomi as a pink...uh, dog (?) with gun and some other girl as an orange...I really don't know, dragon? Also, gun.
  45. Hans Kowalski

    Sperm!!

    I like gokkun. I also like femdom. So it's pretty great when those two things get mixed, no matter how improbable that sounds. I fondly remember Dream Ticket's Reverse r*** Gokkun series. It's been dead for quite some time now. A bunch of guys blowing their loads in a woman's mouth is one...
  46. Hans Kowalski

    Oddly specific fetishes

    This cover always stood out to me, because it's just so weird. So, you have a girl in a panda costume. Cute, I guess, I don't personally see the sexual appeal, but that doesn't seem too off to me. So she's sucking off a few guys and swallowing their cum while wearing that. It makes sense if...
  47. Hans Kowalski

    Watermarks You Hate

    ding73ding has a point here. In the world of pirated internet porn, japanese produced porn doesn't have a wide appeal, the only reason we're getting most of them is probably precisely because the release groups make money with those advertisements. Same for all those JAV blogs, they basically...
  48. Hans Kowalski

    Watermarks You Hate

    The problem with that, for me at least, is that there are already 100's of new releases every month that I ignore, because they don't appeal to my fetishes or the actresses don't do it for me. If I'd also ignore every watermarked movie, there'd hardly be anything left, because a good portion of...
  49. Hans Kowalski

    Watermarks You Hate

    New release, ATFB-298. At least it's not as bad as the yellow ones. Hopefully it stays that way.
  50. Hans Kowalski

    Dream Duos That Haven't Happened Yet

    Well, it's not really a duo, but Reiko Sawamura and Risa Murakami did happen: Actually, as I wrote this, I remembered this movie: So it did happen. There's also this with Risa and Akari: Either way, Risa Murakami is retired anyway, so nothing else will happen. By the way, this...