Thats not dumb thats just
I agree on the
part, but I also think that it's dumb because using shit as shampoo has the opposite effect of what a shampoo should do.Dumb Moments in JAV
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I agree on the
part, but I also think that it's dumb because using shit as shampoo has the opposite effect of what a shampoo should do.
I agree on the
yeah, it makes you think...
i'm not sure if it's a sham of a shampoo or a poo of a shampoo.
... makes you think.
This is another one of those instances where the whole film is dumb because its concept is dumb - VRXS-093 Shampoo Shit. I don't even know what more to write... it's exactly what the title says. And if you're brave enough to check out the cover, you can see that it's fresh out of the "tube", too! Yeah, now you know why I didn't link the cover...
I knew i was going to regret that but i couldn't resist clicking the link.
I was like a moth to a fire. 
I agree on the
When have you ever known JAV to make a lick of sense, let alone the scat genre?!?
I have run into some that made sense, even when it comes to scat. I didn't watch any of those, of course, but judging by the covers, the ones that have a fast food restaurant theme made sense in the context of the, well, fetish, I guess.
Ok... sorry I'm kinda sure this vid doesn't qualify as dumb either... but this topic is kind of catch all for vids we don't like or love to hate or just don't understand.
SHKD-692 Pro Boxer's Sister
This is one of these rare titles that is perfectly translated by Google.
The vid plays out as a sad drama of life of a victimized woman. It seems that being a pro boxer's sister is itself reason enough for all the creepy dudes in the neighborhood to take a poke at this sweet lady. They even make a video of her ordeals and send a DVD (it seems without trying to blackmail him or anything) for him to see.
Watching this vid, it seems being a pro boxer is slight lower in social status than a male gay escort. I really really don't get it!
Oh and what a sweet new star Kirari Hoshizora. I'm going track her for awhile, hope she's gonna make a great AV career.
SHKD-692 Pro Boxer's Sister
This is one of these rare titles that is perfectly translated by Google.
The vid plays out as a sad drama of life of a victimized woman. It seems that being a pro boxer's sister is itself reason enough for all the creepy dudes in the neighborhood to take a poke at this sweet lady. They even make a video of her ordeals and send a DVD (it seems without trying to blackmail him or anything) for him to see.
Watching this vid, it seems being a pro boxer is slight lower in social status than a male gay escort. I really really don't get it!
Oh and what a sweet new star Kirari Hoshizora. I'm going track her for awhile, hope she's gonna make a great AV career.
Was kinda wondering to put this in https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/creative-unusual-jav-concepts-ideas-that-you-liked.1620820 or here , but then again I don't really like it haha so
Guess everyone familiar with Ring Sadako and Ju-on Kayako..
Now they even have Sadako Vs Kayako hehe
http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/ring-vs-grudge.jpg
Anyway... check this out
OMG the cursed video!! Now upgraded from VHS to DVD format .. Don't do it man!!
Why have u gotto go do it???
Yikes he just saw the ring video , this is so wrong. U suppose to crawl out from the TV , blanket is Ju-On , someone really mix up the plot.
Now you pay for your folly!!!
mmmm , thats must hurts.
Wait.. she is actually... Mao-dako Hamasaki!!
hehe this is actually from
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=84umso00062
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=84umso00062
Ruka Kanae and Mio Kayama ghosts seem to need creampie to move on. Mio looks quite bad in the ghost make up but Ruka Kanae looks as cute as always. Mao-dako seem to be just a horny ghost , not sure how she looks in ghost make up as I am as usual attracted to her other worldly assets.
Okie now I need to get my hands on that cursed vid of Mao-dako. I mean all for the name of scientific paranormal research of course.
Guess everyone familiar with Ring Sadako and Ju-on Kayako..
Now they even have Sadako Vs Kayako hehe
http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/ring-vs-grudge.jpg
Anyway... check this out
OMG the cursed video!! Now upgraded from VHS to DVD format .. Don't do it man!! Why have u gotto go do it??? Yikes he just saw the ring video , this is so wrong. U suppose to crawl out from the TV , blanket is Ju-On , someone really mix up the plot.Now you pay for your folly!!!
mmmm , thats must hurts. Wait.. she is actually... Mao-dako Hamasaki!!hehe this is actually from
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=84umso00062
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=84umso00062
Ruka Kanae and Mio Kayama ghosts seem to need creampie to move on. Mio looks quite bad in the ghost make up but Ruka Kanae looks as cute as always. Mao-dako seem to be just a horny ghost , not sure how she looks in ghost make up as I am as usual attracted to her other worldly assets.
Okie now I need to get my hands on that cursed vid of Mao-dako. I mean all for the name of scientific paranormal research of course.
Hmm yeah... the "seductive (female) ghost" is a common theme in Chinese tradition, also imported to Japan and local variants developed many centuries ago.
It has excellent potential for some sex-horror-paranormal-drama-weirdness. But more than likely (99% chance) it came out dumb, or sad, or both. Due to lack of production budget, writer skills, make-up artist, sound effects etc etc.
It has excellent potential for some sex-horror-paranormal-drama-weirdness. But more than likely (99% chance) it came out dumb, or sad, or both. Due to lack of production budget, writer skills, make-up artist, sound effects etc etc.
Was kinda wondering to put this in https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/creative-unusual-jav-concepts-ideas-that-you-liked.1620820 or here , but then again I don't really like it haha so
Guess everyone familiar with Ring Sadako and Ju-on Kayako..
Now they even have Sadako Vs Kayako hehe
http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/ring-vs-grudge.jpg
Anyway... check this out
View attachment 716882 OMG the cursed video!! Now upgraded from VHS to DVD format .. Don't do it man!!
View attachment 716888 Why have u gotto go do it???
View attachment 716884 View attachment 716885 Yikes he just saw the ring video , this is so wrong. U suppose to crawl out from the TV , blanket is Ju-On , someone really mix up the plot.
Now you pay for your folly!!!
View attachment 716886 mmmm , thats must hurts.
View attachment 716887 Wait.. she is actually... Mao-dako Hamasaki!!
hehe this is actually from
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=84umso00062
Ruka Kanae and Mio Kayama ghosts seem to need creampie to move on. Mio looks quite bad in the ghost make up but Ruka Kanae looks as cute as always. Mao-dako seem to be just a horny ghost , not sure how she looks in ghost make up as I am as usual attracted to her other worldly assets.
Okie now I need to get my hands on that cursed vid of Mao-dako. I mean all for the name of scientific paranormal research of course.
We definitely need some more ghost porn for sure!
Why are they wearing a pair of panties on their head? I can't believe there's a Ring versus Ju-on movie. I'm sure it's some cheap knock off but probably still terrifying. I loved/hated those movies.
RCT-196
As I'm sure you can see on the cover, at one point the guy tries to fit his head into her butt. I didn't not see the film, but just look at the back cover.
And this next one? I'm not even sure what this is:
RCT-189
Again, didn't see the film, so... what is this?
As I'm sure you can see on the cover, at one point the guy tries to fit his head into her butt. I didn't not see the film, but just look at the back cover.
And this next one? I'm not even sure what this is:
RCT-189
Again, didn't see the film, so... what is this?
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First one, please travel over here to try and make sense of what is going on.
Second one...
Kharo88, that is a fantastic addition to this thread! (BOY, is it dumb!)
Holy Shit! Giant Flying Squirrel Pussy Lips That Stretch All The Way To Her Belly Button: Mega Labia Woman, Birako Nagai [RCT-189]
Quite a turn-on!
The actress is Shiori Hazuki, and her lips are otherwise normal, thank you. (The annoying mosaic that JAV-makers need to deal with sure can have its advantages.)
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First one, please travel over here to try and make sense of what is going on.
Second one...
Kharo88, that is a fantastic addition to this thread! (BOY, is it dumb!)
Holy Shit! Giant Flying Squirrel Pussy Lips That Stretch All The Way To Her Belly Button: Mega Labia Woman, Birako Nagai [RCT-189]
Quite a turn-on!
The actress is Shiori Hazuki, and her lips are otherwise normal, thank you. (The annoying mosaic that JAV-makers need to deal with sure can have its advantages.)
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This one: Not so much of a Dumb Moment, and more like plain Dumb All Over!
Perverted Mother-Daughter Team Kidnap Lucky Man [XKK-022], starring Yui Misaki and Misato Kamiya
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This one: Not so much of a Dumb Moment, and more like plain Dumb All Over!
Perverted Mother-Daughter Team Kidnap Lucky Man [XKK-022], starring Yui Misaki and Misato Kamiya
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Why I know this topic so late ?
I'm a big fan of Tia, but she did make this one look both ridiculous and dump at the same time ^^ !
Check it out, it's SNIS-405
The whole movies is some what acceptable but the second scene did get me laughing all the time. We have a/an OL changing clothe AT her DESK, and somehow, she got stuck within her shirt.
And then a guy suddenly appeared and seized the opportunity right away.
I mean, all she had to do is just put her arms down. This has gone beyond DUMP and ridiculous "fuctional" screen.
The most epic one ..... Blow through the hole ^^ ! (I might get my wife to try this sometimes ...)
If this situation is possible in real life, I wonder how many OL I'd had fucked. ^^ !
I'm a big fan of Tia, but she did make this one look both ridiculous and dump at the same time ^^ !
Check it out, it's SNIS-405
The whole movies is some what acceptable but the second scene did get me laughing all the time. We have a/an OL changing clothe AT her DESK, and somehow, she got stuck within her shirt.
And then a guy suddenly appeared and seized the opportunity right away.
I mean, all she had to do is just put her arms down. This has gone beyond DUMP and ridiculous "fuctional" screen.
The most epic one ..... Blow through the hole ^^ ! (I might get my wife to try this sometimes ...)
If this situation is possible in real life, I wonder how many OL I'd had fucked. ^^ !
RCT-250
Sure, everybody loves pizza, but I think the takeaway here is that when your friend asks you what kind you'd like, don't say "any kind!".
Sure, everybody loves pizza, but I think the takeaway here is that when your friend asks you what kind you'd like, don't say "any kind!".
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When I saw Kharo88's post, I considered adding the comment that the JAV-makers were somewhat off the hook, because they ripped off the stupid American porn series that came up with this idea; I think there was more than one, actually, but the only one that comes to my mind now is Reality King's Big Sausage Pizza (which Urban Dictionary tells us has become part of the vernacular). When I checked the particulars, I noticed that the R.K. series ran from 2010 to 2013. RCT-250 is a movie from 2010, so now we can't be sure who ripped off whom.
(Big Sausage Pizza began in August of 2010, while RCT-250 was evidently released in October. I guess my presumption was correct.)
I checked my notes to see if I had anything on RCT-250. I knew I would not have downloaded it, because of its DUMBness, but I see I had written, "REFERENCED FOR GREAT FACE ON COVER." I also had made the note that the woman with that joyful, glistening face was Emiri Momoka (whose big breasts were singled out time and again on the listed titles of her Asian Screens page). A few screen shots (and mirror) of Emiri, from RCT-250.
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When I saw Kharo88's post, I considered adding the comment that the JAV-makers were somewhat off the hook, because they ripped off the stupid American porn series that came up with this idea; I think there was more than one, actually, but the only one that comes to my mind now is Reality King's Big Sausage Pizza (which Urban Dictionary tells us has become part of the vernacular). When I checked the particulars, I noticed that the R.K. series ran from 2010 to 2013. RCT-250 is a movie from 2010, so now we can't be sure who ripped off whom.
(Big Sausage Pizza began in August of 2010, while RCT-250 was evidently released in October. I guess my presumption was correct.)
I checked my notes to see if I had anything on RCT-250. I knew I would not have downloaded it, because of its DUMBness, but I see I had written, "REFERENCED FOR GREAT FACE ON COVER." I also had made the note that the woman with that joyful, glistening face was Emiri Momoka (whose big breasts were singled out time and again on the listed titles of her Asian Screens page). A few screen shots (and mirror) of Emiri, from RCT-250.
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