Dumb Moments in JAV
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It may seem dumb to the West, it may be dumb, period. But it's a common practice in Japan, shaving one's head for humiliation, punishment and/or apology. Slightly related wasn't there once an idol (the singing and dancing kind, not AV) who was caught doing some iffy "dating" and apologized to her agency and/or fans by shaving her hair? It's more commonly done by and to boys, say a soccer team lost a big game the goalkeeper may voluntarily or involuntarily have his head shaved.
For a public figure to shave his/her head due to poor performance (sales) isn't unheard of, and it does work a bit. CD sales flagging may be caused by lack of news or low quality of music. If it's lack of news and exposure, doing a stunt like shaving hair in a news conference can certainly generate coverage, ... Anyway after such a stunt, usually there's a payback in sympathy sales and news coverage. Combining with sexual humiliation... yeah I can see tens... even hundreds of people might be turned on by it. To the rest of the world, it's just dumb.
See ... Mitsubishi Auto recently had to make a public apology right? The guy only had to take a bow. So a bow for financial misconduct/loss. A kneeling apology for loss of lives. Shaving hair for a personal immorality or failure ("I am garbage"). There's a whole taxonomy to this.
Slightly less dumb and a lot less unsexy is the (short-lived?) sub-genre of corporate public apology AV.
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Thanks for the info! (And yeah, I still think it's dumb! Also, what if the person is already bald?
)What is iffy "dating"? (Pff, it's not like I don't know... of course I know! It's just for the benefit of others who may not!
)IT'S FOOTBALL!!!
Also, why would the goalkeeper do it? That's totally biased... The whole team should do it. (Or no one. Because it's just dumb.)I'm not sure about the turn-on part. I mean, this is just a JAV story, isn't it? I still think they could have come up with a lot sexier idea for her to make it up to whoever she needs to make it up to. Like I said, I'd like to take a look at how well this title sold. Do you think that if it sold poorly the director or whoever came up with the idea for this film had to shave his head? Hah! That would be oddly satisfying!
I know some of those groups have contracts where they promise not to date at all, so in that case any dating is "iffy". Though I don't know the particular case you mean so it might have been compensated dating.
This stinker is another entry.
Maki Hojo in NSPS-226 Outrageous Career Woman's Erotic Pussy (one translation).
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlijiu64
Maki's character is a dedicated worker trying to get promoted. She doesn't have time for a normal relationship. Her life consists of work, eating alone, masturbating, and walking by a homeless man (Old Boy) everyday. Old Boy searches garbage bins for items. She decides to take erotic selfies and put them in her garbage knowing Old Boy will retrieve them. Old Boy finds selfies and walks to Maki's apartment. She has conveniently left the door ajar and he walks inside. He practically r***s her with a fake penis because Old Boy can't get it up. Old Boy although makes plenty of noise and goes through the motions. Scene ends with fake creampie finish and Old Boy scampers out. Maki is writhing in ecstasy on the floor. High sleaze factor.
Second sex scene occurs after Maki looks at Old Boy longingly in the park. They return to her apartment. This scene is less seamy(?) because Old Boy initiates foreplay before walking to her bedroom. Old Boy actually gets wood after she performs BBBJ. Alas, he doesn't get penetration or break off another nut. Old Boy relies on grunting and moving her hips as if he's doing something. Nonetheless, Maki is enjoying herself. Seamy stuff.
Third scene is a semi-foreplay scene because she is fed up with Old Boy's tattered clothes and body odor. She has bought Old Boy new clothes and they have a meal together. Another sex scene ensues yet Maki keeps her glasses on while they get horizontal. Average sleaze factor. Old Boy uses the same MO (grunts, fake dick, fake money shot). Old Boy can't handle prosperity and returns to the street Maki gets bold, quits job, and marries(?) her former boss. They have a sex scene but it's more lust than love.
If being homeless gets one into Maki Hojo's bed then I'm flying to Japan yesterday
EDIT: DVD code number corrected
Maki Hojo in NSPS-226 Outrageous Career Woman's Erotic Pussy (one translation).
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlijiu64
Maki's character is a dedicated worker trying to get promoted. She doesn't have time for a normal relationship. Her life consists of work, eating alone, masturbating, and walking by a homeless man (Old Boy) everyday. Old Boy searches garbage bins for items. She decides to take erotic selfies and put them in her garbage knowing Old Boy will retrieve them. Old Boy finds selfies and walks to Maki's apartment. She has conveniently left the door ajar and he walks inside. He practically r***s her with a fake penis because Old Boy can't get it up. Old Boy although makes plenty of noise and goes through the motions. Scene ends with fake creampie finish and Old Boy scampers out. Maki is writhing in ecstasy on the floor. High sleaze factor.
Second sex scene occurs after Maki looks at Old Boy longingly in the park. They return to her apartment. This scene is less seamy(?) because Old Boy initiates foreplay before walking to her bedroom. Old Boy actually gets wood after she performs BBBJ. Alas, he doesn't get penetration or break off another nut. Old Boy relies on grunting and moving her hips as if he's doing something. Nonetheless, Maki is enjoying herself. Seamy stuff.
Third scene is a semi-foreplay scene because she is fed up with Old Boy's tattered clothes and body odor. She has bought Old Boy new clothes and they have a meal together. Another sex scene ensues yet Maki keeps her glasses on while they get horizontal. Average sleaze factor. Old Boy uses the same MO (grunts, fake dick, fake money shot). Old Boy can't handle prosperity and returns to the street
Maki gets bold, quits job, and marries(?) her former boss. They have a sex scene but it's more lust than love.If being homeless gets one into Maki Hojo's bed then I'm flying to Japan yesterday
EDIT: DVD code number corrected
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You ran away with that one, Blade Runner... !
It's "dumb" on several levels. First, why would a glamorous woman be attracted to a homeless man, and secondly, why THAT homeless man... or "Old Boy," as B.R. has pegged him.
(The scenario is only understandable if the woman is that rarest of oddballs, a masochist with a vagabond fetish. A way of getting off by denigrating herself. But... really...)
Asian Screens' human translation: "She Didn't Care About Guys! Sassy Careerwoman's Erotic Pussy." (Typo above for the code, by the way: it is NSPS-226, not -422.) Does that make sense? (B.R.'s analysis hints at the explanation... guess she's such a busy working woman, she doesn't have time for a normal relationship.) Neither does the translated plot description:
Curiously, not the only JAV where a woman has an inexplicable attraction for the homeless. (Not talking about the "Grotesque Guy" movies, where the woman is made to be the victim; I mean the type where a lady actually seeks out homeless men as bedmates.)
Maki in glasses... nice touch.
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You ran away with that one, Blade Runner... !
It's "dumb" on several levels. First, why would a glamorous woman be attracted to a homeless man, and secondly, why THAT homeless man... or "Old Boy," as B.R. has pegged him.
(The scenario is only understandable if the woman is that rarest of oddballs, a masochist with a vagabond fetish. A way of getting off by denigrating herself. But... really...)
Asian Screens' human translation: "She Didn't Care About Guys! Sassy Careerwoman's Erotic Pussy." (Typo above for the code, by the way: it is NSPS-226, not -422.) Does that make sense? (B.R.'s analysis hints at the explanation... guess she's such a busy working woman, she doesn't have time for a normal relationship.) Neither does the translated plot description:
Cheeky career woman of work devoted. The man does not come nobody stop by. One day, would be a man and sex of casual, it revels in the pleasure. Endure have the desire to explode the homeless opponent! Changes from Tsun and face to face erotic, writes firmly the leading edge of the meat stick to the back! Single Nasty milf drool from the co ○ Ma!
Curiously, not the only JAV where a woman has an inexplicable attraction for the homeless. (Not talking about the "Grotesque Guy" movies, where the woman is made to be the victim; I mean the type where a lady actually seeks out homeless men as bedmates.)
Maki in glasses... nice touch.
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I wanna be THAT homeless guy who hops into Maki Hojo's bed
She talks down(?) to Old Boy and angrily throws her garbage bag in front of him. I understand a mere handful of Japanese words and dialog becomes a guessing game without subtitles.
Another title translation is "No Maybe Even Man! Eroma Co Maki Hojo Of Sassy Career Woman". Go figure.
Maki has done several movies in the Sunshine Boys genre however NOT with these guys.
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Glasses with black frames.
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Nagae Style are no strangers to the weird side of erotica and woman being turned on by the homeless is something that has crept up on a lot of their movies. Maki Hoshikawa in Nsps-308 did a particularly good job in playing a bored housewife who becomes increasingly fascinated with a homeless guy living in his tent close to where she lives.
Her performance in this movie really elevates this movie as although it's clear that she is interested in this guy, and initially watching him constantly masturbating alone in his tent is a great fascination to her, she is also quite clearly disgusted by him too. It's her internal fight in trying to ignore her lust and leave this guy alone, and yet she can't stop going back to him, which is at the heart of the movie and the reason why the movie really stood out for me. You can see the struggle in her face as she is being taken by this man but as the scene progresses she becomes more accepting of her own needs and we see a a change in her that is evident in her performance.
In other movies where we see a hot actress put into a situation where she has to sleep with a homeless guy, the point is that it is a beauty and the beast situation where we are seeing something beautiful being put through a degrading ordeal. This movie is different though, it has a real plot and actual depth to it's characters, and well performed it is. I think Maki Hoshikawa would also be good fit for your 'actresses who display consternation' thread especially going by her performance in this move.
Unfortunately the movie falls apart at the end as at the end of the final scene, inexplicably, the homeless guy decides to strangle poor Maki and takes her lifeless body back to his tent to do god knows what. I mean there was aggression in his attitude towards her throughout which did lead to some hot and heavy action but i felt the notion of necrophilia at the end was totally unnecessary and ruined a great movie up to that point. A real 'dumb' moment in my view.
Her performance in this movie really elevates this movie as although it's clear that she is interested in this guy, and initially watching him constantly masturbating alone in his tent is a great fascination to her, she is also quite clearly disgusted by him too. It's her internal fight in trying to ignore her lust and leave this guy alone, and yet she can't stop going back to him, which is at the heart of the movie and the reason why the movie really stood out for me. You can see the struggle in her face as she is being taken by this man but as the scene progresses she becomes more accepting of her own needs and we see a a change in her that is evident in her performance.
In other movies where we see a hot actress put into a situation where she has to sleep with a homeless guy, the point is that it is a beauty and the beast situation where we are seeing something beautiful being put through a degrading ordeal. This movie is different though, it has a real plot and actual depth to it's characters, and well performed it is. I think Maki Hoshikawa would also be good fit for your 'actresses who display consternation' thread especially going by her performance in this move.
Unfortunately the movie falls apart at the end as at the end of the final scene, inexplicably, the homeless guy decides to strangle poor Maki and takes her lifeless body back to his tent to do god knows what. I mean there was aggression in his attitude towards her throughout which did lead to some hot and heavy action but i felt the notion of necrophilia at the end was totally unnecessary and ruined a great movie up to that point. A real 'dumb' moment in my view.
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+1Nagae Style are no strangers to the weird side of erotica and woman being turned on by the homeless is something that has crept up on a lot of their movies. Maki Hoshikawa in Nsps-308 did a particularly good job in playing a bored housewife who becomes increasingly fascinated with a homeless guy living in his tent close to where she lives.
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Her performance in this movie really elevates this movie as although it's clear that she is interested in this guy, and initially watching him constantly masturbating alone in his tent is a great fascination to her, she is also quite clearly disgusted by him too. It's her internal fight in trying to ignore her lust and leave this guy alone, and yet she can't stop going back to him, which is at the heart of the movie and the reason why the movie really stood out for me. You can see the struggle in her face as she is being taken by this man but as the scene progresses she becomes more accepting of her own needs and we see a a change in her that is evident in her performance.
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In other movies where we see a hot actress put into a situation where she has to sleep with a homeless guy, the point is that it is a beauty and the beast situation where we are seeing something beautiful being put through a degrading ordeal. This movie is different though, it has a real plot and actual depth to it's characters, and well performed it is. I think Maki Hoshikawa would also be good fit for your 'actresses who display consternation' thread especially going by her performance in this move.
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Unfortunately the movie falls apart at the end as at the end of the final scene, inexplicably, the homeless guy decides to strangle poor Maki and takes her lifeless body back to his tent to do god knows what. I mean there was aggression in his attitude towards her throughout which did lead to some hot and heavy action but i felt the notion of necrophilia at the end was totally unnecessary and ruined a great movie up to that point. A real 'dumb' moment in my view.
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IMO one can't stop watching when Old Boy slobbers on Maki Hojo's face and body. Sleaze increased tenfold.
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Three cheers to Motiman for composing another one of his wonders. I had painlessly downloaded this one very recently (for 235 MB) and did not yet have the chance to view the movie. I'm not familiar with Maki Hoshikawa, but if Motey gives an enthusiastic thumbs up for her acting prowess, she is obviously one to watch.
Once in a while JAV makers take a page from the great filmmakers of their country and inject pathos and tragedy into the goings-on. I guess they don't realize that "death" for the heroine does a lot more morbid harm than good, given the primary reason to watch porn, which is a celebration and affirmation of life (which is what sex represents. Okay, maybe the second reason to watch porn, the primary one being to get one's rocks off.)
That was a great post, Sengoki! You don't yap often, but how lucky for the rest of us when you do. (Last I recall hearing from you was months ago.)
I was intrigued about GVG-281's inexplicability as you have outlined; I see the human translations for its title (via Asian Screens and R18, respectively) are Temptation of a New Big-Boobed Home Assistant With a Cute Face and Who's a Hardcore Sadist and Sadistic And Busty Cute-faced Helper Seduces!
There's a powerful clue there that separates Itsuki Maino's character from the usual "old guy caretaker," and that is the "sadism" angle.
The sense that I'm (barely) making from the last line of the translated plot description is that "the... sight" of the "erotic old man" (he's erotic?) "would awaken a distorted propensity" for sadism that "was sleeping" within the rookie helper.
So I dunno. Could it be that the next day she got over her disgust and her awakened vicious self decided it was now time for fun and games? Well... whatever the justification, it's still pretty peculiar. (Or as some may call it, "dumb.")
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Three cheers to Motiman for composing another one of his wonders. I had painlessly downloaded this one very recently (for 235 MB) and did not yet have the chance to view the movie. I'm not familiar with Maki Hoshikawa, but if Motey gives an enthusiastic thumbs up for her acting prowess, she is obviously one to watch.
Once in a while JAV makers take a page from the great filmmakers of their country and inject pathos and tragedy into the goings-on. I guess they don't realize that "death" for the heroine does a lot more morbid harm than good, given the primary reason to watch porn, which is a celebration and affirmation of life (which is what sex represents. Okay, maybe the second reason to watch porn, the primary one being to get one's rocks off.)
That was a great post, Sengoki! You don't yap often, but how lucky for the rest of us when you do. (Last I recall hearing from you was months ago.)
I was intrigued about GVG-281's inexplicability as you have outlined; I see the human translations for its title (via Asian Screens and R18, respectively) are Temptation of a New Big-Boobed Home Assistant With a Cute Face and Who's a Hardcore Sadist and Sadistic And Busty Cute-faced Helper Seduces!
There's a powerful clue there that separates Itsuki Maino's character from the usual "old guy caretaker," and that is the "sadism" angle.
The Maino of rookie helper for the first time care, the body can not speak to satisfy also crippled the words Saito old man. But big boobs of Maino us to the long-term care is also such Saito becomes mind. And the line of sight of such erotic old man was the of would awaken a distorted propensity was sleeping in the Maino ...
The sense that I'm (barely) making from the last line of the translated plot description is that "the... sight" of the "erotic old man" (he's erotic?) "would awaken a distorted propensity" for sadism that "was sleeping" within the rookie helper.
So I dunno. Could it be that the next day she got over her disgust and her awakened vicious self decided it was now time for fun and games? Well... whatever the justification, it's still pretty peculiar. (Or as some may call it, "dumb.")
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The whole angle of sadism and women being sexually attracted to men who they know they shouldn't be is one of my favourite themes in JAV, and yes sengoki, a translation can often help but of course a good director is most important. If they take the time to show her hesitancy and doubts then it can all start to make sense. If there was no scene in GVG-281 showing Maino Itsuki struggling with her feelings, then you're right, it makes no sense.
One of my favourite movies of recent years was FAJS-035 which i had translated and i'm totally glad for it. It has Maki Azusa playing a housewife whose husband's uncle has arrived to stay. The movie takes it's time to show us a dinner scene which perfectly displays the uncles piggish-ness and terrible attitude, and due to Azusa's great performance, it's clear to see how much she dislikes him, and yet there is a clear sexual tension between the two. Later we see Azusa remonstrating to herself as to her split feelings, clearly displaying what impact good direction can have on a movie and our understanding with what's going on. If not for this small scene, the fact that she later succumbs to the lustful old geezer's desires would make no sense at all.
One of my favourite movies of recent years was FAJS-035 which i had translated and i'm totally glad for it. It has Maki Azusa playing a housewife whose husband's uncle has arrived to stay. The movie takes it's time to show us a dinner scene which perfectly displays the uncles piggish-ness and terrible attitude, and due to Azusa's great performance, it's clear to see how much she dislikes him, and yet there is a clear sexual tension between the two. Later we see Azusa remonstrating to herself as to her split feelings, clearly displaying what impact good direction can have on a movie and our understanding with what's going on. If not for this small scene, the fact that she later succumbs to the lustful old geezer's desires would make no sense at all.
TEM-005 has some dumb moments too. A wife is fucking some dude while her husband is reading as newspaper. they're really close to one another as shown on this screenshot:
Yes somehow the dude never notices what she's doing, not when he glances over while talking to her and not even when she has a really loud orgasm like 20 feet away from him. Not just some moaning but almost shouting. Even if you believe he fails to notice she's bobbing up and down while she's pretending to clean the kitchen counter there's no way he would have missed that.
I like it when they have scenes like this and the woman has to work real hard to stay silent, but she wasn't even trying and he still didn't notice.
Yes somehow the dude never notices what she's doing, not when he glances over while talking to her and not even when she has a really loud orgasm like 20 feet away from him. Not just some moaning but almost shouting. Even if you believe he fails to notice she's bobbing up and down while she's pretending to clean the kitchen counter there's no way he would have missed that.
I like it when they have scenes like this and the woman has to work real hard to stay silent, but she wasn't even trying and he still didn't notice.
IMO this premise meets requirements of dumb.
Maki Hojo in MEYD-113 My Mother's Friend Is Maki Hojo - The Creampie, Virginity-Taking Life Of Me And A Popular Porn Star.
http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/My-Mother&-039;s-Friend-Is-Maki-Hojo---The-Creampie--Virginity-Taking-Life-Of-Me-And-A-Popular-Porn-Star/id=meyd00113/?dmmref=video.movies.popular&i3_ref=list&i3_ord=112
Mother is cleaning Junior's room, finds his stress reliving reading material, and used tissue paper. The catch is mother and JAV Maki Hojo are friends because she calls Maki for an afternoon tea. Maki is playing herself. Mom discusses her dilemma with Maki and she agrees(?) to educate Junior. Junior recognizes mother's friend as JAV Maki Hojo and watches a video to confirm his suspicions.
Next scene is Maki walking on the street when Junior confronts her with a DVD clam shell with her cover shot. Maki initially is surprised however invites Junior into her apartment. Junior admits recognizing(?) her as JAV Maki Hojo and takes notice of lingerie in her bedroom. Maki undresses in front of Junior. She notices Junior's hard-on and it's on. The fly is caught and along comes the spider.
Maki flashes her world famous hairy pussy at Junior albeit through pantyhose. He dives in headfirst trying to get taste but can't because of her pantyhose. Maki performs a handjob while Junior is on the bed. Difficult to determine whether money shot is fake.
Junior can't get Maki out of his mind, returns home, and fills garbage can with more used tissue paper. Maki sleeps alone and can't get the encounter with Junior out of her mind. She performs the obligatory masturbation scene.
Next scene has Maki walking to friend's home when she meets her and have brief conversation. Friend exits scene. Junior is lurking around the corner and invites Maki to the house. They walk to his room where she discovers the used tissue papers. Junior is toast after Maki tilts her head (signature).
Maki begins Junior's education flashing her hairy pussy and opening herself so he gets an eyeful sans pantyhose. Junior does FIV assisted by Maki. She licks her own juices off Junior's fingers. Hot stuff. She gets Junior ready after performing BBBJ. Maki performs CG and Junior quickly pops creampie No. 1. Junior is still hard so Maki assumes doggie. Junior isn't slow and mounts up. Junior has zero stamina and pops creampie No. 2. Maki wants more so she assumes mish and Junior deposits creampie No. 3. Scene has the feel of sex-by-the-numbers instead of the luridness of witnessing someone losing their virginity.
Maki proudly proclaims to her friend that Junior is no longer a virgin(?) however she betrays her intentions with a sly smile.
Junior unknowingly has awakened a monster because Maki has invited Junior for dinner. Junior hasn't figured it out but he is dinner. Maki doesn't waste time with the bedroom. She decides the living room is good enough.
Maki quickly nudes up which is always good. Junior does FIV but Maki isn't satisfied then he performs DATY. Junior repeats FIV with 2 fingers. Mish, doggie positions follow then creampie finish. Maki hasn't gotten her fill of fake cum so gets Junior on the floor and mounts up RCG. She transitions to CG, continues riding Junior, and fake money shot quickly follows. Maki was only getting started because next position is mish. Junior amazingly rings the bell for a third time. About a cup of the phony stuff flows out of Maki. Average sleaze factor.
Junior's scenes with Maki are the biggest issue. Junior's face is always off camera so his excitement is unseen.
Anyone who lost their virginity to a porn star?
Anyone's mother who knows a porn star, knows her cell number, and ask her to take her son's virginity?
Just askin'.
I am somewhat ambivalent about losing one's virginity to porn star.
Photos 6 and 8 are NOT in the video. Junior's face is never seen.
Maki Hojo in MEYD-113 My Mother's Friend Is Maki Hojo - The Creampie, Virginity-Taking Life Of Me And A Popular Porn Star.
http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/My-Mother&-039;s-Friend-Is-Maki-Hojo---The-Creampie--Virginity-Taking-Life-Of-Me-And-A-Popular-Porn-Star/id=meyd00113/?dmmref=video.movies.popular&i3_ref=list&i3_ord=112
Mother is cleaning Junior's room, finds his stress reliving reading material, and used tissue paper. The catch is mother and JAV Maki Hojo are friends because she calls Maki for an afternoon tea. Maki is playing herself. Mom discusses her dilemma with Maki and she agrees(?) to educate Junior. Junior recognizes mother's friend as JAV Maki Hojo and watches a video to confirm his suspicions.
Next scene is Maki walking on the street when Junior confronts her with a DVD clam shell with her cover shot. Maki initially is surprised however invites Junior into her apartment. Junior admits recognizing(?) her as JAV Maki Hojo and takes notice of lingerie in her bedroom. Maki undresses in front of Junior. She notices Junior's hard-on and it's on. The fly is caught and along comes the spider.
Maki flashes her world famous hairy pussy at Junior albeit through pantyhose. He dives in headfirst trying to get taste but can't because of her pantyhose. Maki performs a handjob while Junior is on the bed. Difficult to determine whether money shot is fake.
Junior can't get Maki out of his mind, returns home, and fills garbage can with more used tissue paper. Maki sleeps alone
and can't get the encounter with Junior out of her mind. She performs the obligatory masturbation scene.Next scene has Maki walking to friend's home when she meets her and have brief conversation. Friend exits scene. Junior is lurking around the corner and invites Maki to the house. They walk to his room where she discovers the used tissue papers. Junior is toast after Maki tilts her head (signature).
Maki begins Junior's education flashing her hairy pussy and opening herself so he gets an eyeful sans pantyhose. Junior does FIV assisted by Maki. She licks her own juices off Junior's fingers. Hot stuff. She gets Junior ready after performing BBBJ. Maki performs CG and Junior quickly pops creampie No. 1. Junior is still hard so Maki assumes doggie. Junior isn't slow and mounts up. Junior has zero stamina and pops creampie No. 2. Maki wants more so she assumes mish and Junior deposits creampie No. 3. Scene has the feel of sex-by-the-numbers instead of the luridness of witnessing someone losing their virginity.
Maki proudly proclaims to her friend that Junior is no longer a virgin(?) however she betrays her intentions with a sly smile.
Junior unknowingly has awakened a monster because Maki has invited Junior for dinner. Junior hasn't figured it out but he is dinner. Maki doesn't waste time with the bedroom. She decides the living room is good enough.
Maki quickly nudes up which is always good. Junior does FIV but Maki isn't satisfied then he performs DATY. Junior repeats FIV with 2 fingers. Mish, doggie positions follow then creampie finish. Maki hasn't gotten her fill of fake cum so gets Junior on the floor and mounts up RCG. She transitions to CG, continues riding Junior, and fake money shot quickly follows. Maki was only getting started because next position is mish. Junior amazingly rings the bell for a third time. About a cup of the phony stuff flows out of Maki. Average sleaze factor.
Junior's scenes with Maki are the biggest issue. Junior's face is always off camera so his excitement is unseen.
Anyone who lost their virginity to a porn star?
Anyone's mother who knows a porn star, knows her cell number, and ask her to take her son's virginity?
Just askin'.
I am somewhat ambivalent about losing one's virginity to porn star.
Photos 6 and 8 are NOT in the video. Junior's face is never seen.
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Haha, that cover. It should go into that photoshop thread, it's like they took 20 years off her face and it barely looks like her anymore.
Hmm... I wouldn't call it dumb moment... It's lame. But lame or weak or simple fail isn't so worthy of a mention on Akiba. I think we are looking for epic fail. Not intentional strange.
Old lady preying on cherry boy is an old standard. Maki Hojo looks like she's just about menopause. Not my cup but also not surprising (ie dumb moment) she can appeal to certain fans.
Pretty much many of the last few posts are just cultural gap of some kind rather than a truly "dumb" moment. Partly it might be cultural gap between West and Japan. In Japan, sex is not a big deal, virginity is not a big deal, sexual fidelity is not a big deal. Partly it's cultural gap between Western reality/perception of reality and JAV. I.e. some thing may be outlandish even for Japan, but AV is understood to be fantasy right? So it's par for JAV.
A cuckold joining as a third player with his wife cheating with his brother, yes it's scandalous but not so unimaginable in Japanese fantasy that it qualify as "dumb". Even the homeless guy... it's just a slightly stronger version of shota and ugly/undesirable men genres. The theme, I guess, is feed the misogyny fantasy of weak men. See that tall, rich, bossy woman? Really she craves to be r***ing by the lowest and yuckiest men-waste. Really not my cup of tea. Actually I rage against these classes of JAV, including MEYD-113 (so intentionally hiding the face of Junior). Well... ok in a sense... it's "dumb" that there are so many JAV customers who identify with cougar-prey-shota and homeless r**ist.
If you take Western community standard to view JAV then 99% of JAV is "dumb". E.g. some of my favs, sex game show and magic mirror bus. They are totally outlandish but I love them.
The shaved idol and door knob JAV are true dumb moment JAV. Yes we already know there are niche market for old lady porn and scat and cum-drinking etc etc... but those are truly truly weird.
Nice run down of events of MEYD-113 Blade Runner but i felt i needed some kind of glossary to know just what you meant half the time. I think i know what FIV and CG meant but DATY? or BBBJ? I'm sure they are quite easy to figure out but my brain hurts so i can't be bothered thinking too hard right now.
I guess the subject of dumb is relative to ones own thinking. I agree with Ding73Ding in that from a JAV point of things it's not that unusual a theme considering just how stupid things can get with JAV. Considering a lot of movies that i have watched from the mature woman/mother/stepmother genre, i would not have been surprised that once the mother found the porn stash, she would probably have taken it upon herself to take her son's virginity. Stupid yes, but happens a lot more than you think. The fact that in this movie she took the time to approach her friend actually makes more sense than doing the deed herself.
Just to come back to the point of dumb, i just mentioned it in another thread but have to mention it here as it was a pretty dumb scene, amusing but quite dumb. In SBNR-390 we have Karin Itsuki play a housewife who ends up in a relationship with her stepson. The movie goes on for about an hour and a half and we have the whole situation play out as her their relationship plays out behind her husbands back and the movie ends with the two eventually having full sex as we often see in these types of movie.
Then for some reason we get a random scene where we see Karin sitting on a couch with a stupid looking dog sitting next to her (wish i still had the movie so i could produce some screenshots). She looks like she's in a horny mood and it's not long before she starts playing with herself, all okay at this point, before suddenly she picks up her dog and starts moving it closer to her pussy. At this point i'm thinking surely not?!? They used to do Beast movies quite a lot a few years a go but surely they've banned all this right?
Just as the dog's head is disappearing under her dress, we get a quick flash and all of a sudden the dog has been replaced with the actor George Fujimoto all dressed up like the dog was (yes it had the mohawk and garish jumper), and we now have this sixty year old actor, with his stupid painted face, licking her out like crazy!
I just thought it was strange that this movie would just tack on a completely random scene like this, i mean we didn't even see the dog in the movie up to this point and there wasn't any explanation for it, it was just there. Just reminds me how much i love Nagae Style.
I'm sure they are quite easy to figure out but my brain hurts so i can't be bothered thinking too hard right now. I guess the subject of dumb is relative to ones own thinking. I agree with Ding73Ding in that from a JAV point of things it's not that unusual a theme considering just how stupid things can get with JAV. Considering a lot of movies that i have watched from the mature woman/mother/stepmother genre, i would not have been surprised that once the mother found the porn stash, she would probably have taken it upon herself to take her son's virginity. Stupid yes, but happens a lot more than you think. The fact that in this movie she took the time to approach her friend actually makes more sense than doing the deed herself.
Just to come back to the point of dumb, i just mentioned it in another thread but have to mention it here as it was a pretty dumb scene, amusing but quite dumb. In SBNR-390 we have Karin Itsuki play a housewife who ends up in a relationship with her stepson. The movie goes on for about an hour and a half and we have the whole situation play out as her their relationship plays out behind her husbands back and the movie ends with the two eventually having full sex as we often see in these types of movie.
Then for some reason we get a random scene where we see Karin sitting on a couch with a stupid looking dog sitting next to her (wish i still had the movie so i could produce some screenshots). She looks like she's in a horny mood and it's not long before she starts playing with herself, all okay at this point, before suddenly she picks up her dog and starts moving it closer to her pussy. At this point i'm thinking surely not?!?
They used to do Beast movies quite a lot a few years a go but surely they've banned all this right? Just as the dog's head is disappearing under her dress, we get a quick flash and all of a sudden the dog has been replaced with the actor George Fujimoto all dressed up like the dog was (yes it had the mohawk and garish jumper), and we now have this sixty year old actor, with his stupid painted face, licking her out like crazy!
I just thought it was strange that this movie would just tack on a completely random scene like this, i mean we didn't even see the dog in the movie up to this point and there wasn't any explanation for it, it was just there.
Just reminds me how much i love Nagae Style.
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I wanted to second that I, too, was at a loss to understand some (actually, most) of Blade Runner's sexual acronyms. I mean, I could figure out "CG"... that meant Maki Hojo's sex scene was Computer Generated, right? Hold on, that meant "cowgirl." What Blade Runner was obviously going for was another "dumb" moment... first, the one he described in the movie. The second was mine, feeling stoopid.
"Old lady preying on cherry boy is an old standard..." Agreed, and there is nothing silly about that; it is a completely acceptable porn, especially JAV, fantasy. (Although I take exception to the glorious Maki Hojo being described as an "old lady.") The fact that the boy's mother, as Motiman added, "took the time to approach her friend actually makes more sense than doing the deed herself" went a long way in making the idea even less ridiculous. The difference in this case, however, was that the mom's friend happened to be a porn actress. That is what made it dumb.
The thread where smart-guy Motey touched on SBNR-390 (A.K.A. NSPS-298) was here, where our pal once again demonstrated his JAV prowess. As for the dog who turned into a man, here is the lucky pooch:
I actually thought that dog-into-man thing was very imaginative, and clever! Yes, the sudden transformation apparently makes no sense (I have not seen the movie), and I can see how this would be classified as dumb... and the fact, if she was fantasizing, for the dog to turn into that particular man is really dumb (yet the latter one would not be dumb at all in the JAV world, given the usual sorry caliber of the men).
I did run into this (610 MB) stream and fast-forwarded through it a little... (by the way, the shot of our heroine below was particularly mouth-watering):
... And I could see among the men actors, we had Flubber (Yasuo) playing the husband; Looker playing the stepson; and in a scene half-an-hour into the movie, our heroine apparently has a dream about what looks to be a blackmailer, who is played by the Wise Guy. (This was a very sexy scene, where this bad guy is unnecessarily rough with the proud lady, giving her a sound spanking.)
Yet, Motiman, who is this "George Fujimoto"... where did you get that name from? (The actor looks unfamiliar to me.) When I searched, the only one(s) with that name turned out to be Americans born around 1920 (like this one) whose families were interned in concentration camps during WWII.
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I wanted to second that I, too, was at a loss to understand some (actually, most) of Blade Runner's sexual acronyms. I mean, I could figure out "CG"... that meant Maki Hojo's sex scene was Computer Generated, right? Hold on, that meant "cowgirl." What Blade Runner was obviously going for was another "dumb" moment... first, the one he described in the movie. The second was mine, feeling stoopid.
"Old lady preying on cherry boy is an old standard..." Agreed, and there is nothing silly about that; it is a completely acceptable porn, especially JAV, fantasy. (Although I take exception to the glorious Maki Hojo being described as an "old lady.") The fact that the boy's mother, as Motiman added, "took the time to approach her friend actually makes more sense than doing the deed herself" went a long way in making the idea even less ridiculous. The difference in this case, however, was that the mom's friend happened to be a porn actress. That is what made it dumb.
The thread where smart-guy Motey touched on SBNR-390 (A.K.A. NSPS-298) was here, where our pal once again demonstrated his JAV prowess. As for the dog who turned into a man, here is the lucky pooch:
I actually thought that dog-into-man thing was very imaginative, and clever! Yes, the sudden transformation apparently makes no sense (I have not seen the movie), and I can see how this would be classified as dumb... and the fact, if she was fantasizing, for the dog to turn into that particular man is really dumb (yet the latter one would not be dumb at all in the JAV world, given the usual sorry caliber of the men).
I did run into this (610 MB) stream and fast-forwarded through it a little... (by the way, the shot of our heroine below was particularly mouth-watering):
... And I could see among the men actors, we had Flubber (Yasuo) playing the husband; Looker playing the stepson; and in a scene half-an-hour into the movie, our heroine apparently has a dream about what looks to be a blackmailer, who is played by the Wise Guy. (This was a very sexy scene, where this bad guy is unnecessarily rough with the proud lady, giving her a sound spanking.)
Yet, Motiman, who is this "George Fujimoto"... where did you get that name from? (The actor looks unfamiliar to me.) When I searched, the only one(s) with that name turned out to be Americans born around 1920 (like this one) whose families were interned in concentration camps during WWII.
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Yep in certain angle it's Homer's Spider-WTF-pig, "just what were you thinking" (in Marge's raspy voice).
OTOH it may be another of fine Japanese tradition/folklore. In East Asia (including China) Animism is common believe. Anything, especially animals have intelligence and soul. And in Japan animal demons are very common belief/folklore. Especially relating to sex, fox demon (feminine) seducing men is a common theme. Male raccoon may also acquire magic power to turn into child or man to play tricks on humans.
Animism in anime: Inuyasha is literally 犬hound (inu) 夜night (ya) 叉demon (sha). He has clearly an romantic ambiguity with the human girl Kagome, and in fanfic, the hound and the girl have passionate sex. So a particular farrow housewoman could quite possibly emit such sexual frustration/aura that a normal housedog may be affected by the aura and become a man-like demon to make debauchery with the woman. That's perfectly standard folklore fare for Sino-Nihongo- cultures.
Biologically it's less awkward than at least Leda and the Swan:
OTOH it may be another of fine Japanese tradition/folklore. In East Asia (including China) Animism is common believe. Anything, especially animals have intelligence and soul. And in Japan animal demons are very common belief/folklore. Especially relating to sex, fox demon (feminine) seducing men is a common theme. Male raccoon may also acquire magic power to turn into child or man to play tricks on humans.
Animism in anime: Inuyasha is literally 犬hound (inu) 夜night (ya) 叉demon (sha). He has clearly an romantic ambiguity with the human girl Kagome, and in fanfic, the hound and the girl have passionate sex. So a particular farrow housewoman could quite possibly emit such sexual frustration/aura that a normal housedog may be affected by the aura and become a man-like demon to make debauchery with the woman. That's perfectly standard folklore fare for Sino-Nihongo- cultures.
Biologically it's less awkward than at least Leda and the Swan: