Guys, check a new video from E-Body, starring Suzuki Koharu (EBOD-513), the 1st scene is very cimical... Hahahaha
Dumb Moments in JAV
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(Oh, Pukimai! You needed to give an explanation as to what made that scene so amusing.)
Not a Dumb Moment (there I go, bending my own rules again)... just plain old dumb.
Hot Office Girl Reverse Molester [MXGS-708], starring Miyuki Yokoyama
Groping... It's nothing but a cowardly crime. The victim's mental anguish drags on for years while the perpetrator basks in the fulfilment of his sexual desires...After years of abuse at the hands of gropers, Miyuki Yokoyama has turned into a molester herself, turning the tables on groping men in offices and on buses without restraint!
Yeah, that'll show 'em. Great idea for revenge, Miyuki.
(Conversation overheard at the MAXING porn studio: "Hey, Akiko! What is the laziest and most ridiculous idea you can come up with, for us to have any excuse to show one of our ladies having sex?")
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(Oh, Pukimai! You needed to give an explanation as to what made that scene so amusing.)
Not a Dumb Moment (there I go, bending my own rules again)... just plain old dumb.
Hot Office Girl Reverse Molester [MXGS-708], starring Miyuki Yokoyama
Groping... It's nothing but a cowardly crime. The victim's mental anguish drags on for years while the perpetrator basks in the fulfilment of his sexual desires...After years of abuse at the hands of gropers, Miyuki Yokoyama has turned into a molester herself, turning the tables on groping men in offices and on buses without restraint!
Yeah, that'll show 'em. Great idea for revenge, Miyuki.
(Conversation overheard at the MAXING porn studio: "Hey, Akiko! What is the laziest and most ridiculous idea you can come up with, for us to have any excuse to show one of our ladies having sex?")
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Our protagonist is bad in english so he gets a little after class session with his teacher, Yuu Kawakami.
He struggles with pronunciations. His teacher has him repeat a few words after her. (Nevermind that her own pronounciation teaches nothing but bad habits.)
First up are "Free Time" and "Happiness".
Kawakami is somewhat satisfied with our protagonist's performance.
Next up is "Love". Our protagonist is giving it his best.
Hm, that's not quite right. Our hero is struggling with the L sound.
Yuu wants him to pay close attention to her mouth and tongue while she says the word, so that he can learn the correct pronounciation.
She puts a ridiculously exaggerated emphasis on her tongue while she repeats the word "Love" over and over.
"RA-BU"
"Man, he's just not getting it. Okay, one more time and this time, pay really close attention to my mouth."
WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE!!!
While saying "Love" over and over, she accidently licks our hero's face and quickly apologizes. Yet she does it again a bunch of times, while her pronounciation and tongue play become more and more ridiculous.
She notices that our protagonist popped a boner, so now the obligatory BJ can commence.
Just when he's about to cum, Yuu continues the actual english lesson.
She's going to finish him off with her hand, but while doing so he's supposed to watch her tongue and learn, so that he too can one day properly replicate the english L-sound.
She just makes a bunch of "Ahhh ahh aaangh" noises throughout the whole thing. He finally cums all over her hand.
She licks the cum of her hand and says "Love" one last time before swallowing it. Hooray, our protagonist can finally pronounce english!
Dumb premise, but hot.
Our protagonist is bad in english so he gets a little after class session with his teacher, Yuu Kawakami.
He struggles with pronunciations. His teacher has him repeat a few words after her. (Nevermind that her own pronounciation teaches nothing but bad habits.)
First up are "Free Time" and "Happiness".
Kawakami is somewhat satisfied with our protagonist's performance.
Next up is "Love". Our protagonist is giving it his best.
Hm, that's not quite right. Our hero is struggling with the L sound.
Yuu wants him to pay close attention to her mouth and tongue while she says the word, so that he can learn the correct pronounciation.
She puts a ridiculously exaggerated emphasis on her tongue while she repeats the word "Love" over and over.
"RA-BU"
"Man, he's just not getting it. Okay, one more time and this time, pay really close attention to my mouth."
WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE!!!
While saying "Love" over and over, she accidently licks our hero's face and quickly apologizes. Yet she does it again a bunch of times, while her pronounciation and tongue play become more and more ridiculous.
She notices that our protagonist popped a boner, so now the obligatory BJ can commence.
Just when he's about to cum, Yuu continues the actual english lesson.
She's going to finish him off with her hand, but while doing so he's supposed to watch her tongue and learn, so that he too can one day properly replicate the english L-sound.
She just makes a bunch of "Ahhh ahh aaangh" noises throughout the whole thing. He finally cums all over her hand.
She licks the cum of her hand and says "Love" one last time before swallowing it. Hooray, our protagonist can finally pronounce english!
Dumb premise, but hot.
Great run down on the scene Hans, especially the screenshots which go greatly towards making your points clear. 
'RA-BU' I can just imagine this now and i must admit it made me chuckle.
I do feel though in saying that instead of dumb, this just strikes me as quite sexy and quite typical of these kind of one on one tutoring scenes in JAV. I understand though that the point you are making is the insistence of her to continue trying to get him to pronounce his L's correctly and constantly repeating the word 'Love' in that matter is what really got your attention so perhaps it's one of those scenes that needs to be watched to comprehend the full 'dumb-ness' if it.
'RA-BU' I can just imagine this now and i must admit it made me chuckle.
I do feel though in saying that instead of dumb, this just strikes me as quite sexy and quite typical of these kind of one on one tutoring scenes in JAV. I understand though that the point you are making is the insistence of her to continue trying to get him to pronounce his L's correctly and constantly repeating the word 'Love' in that matter is what really got your attention so perhaps it's one of those scenes that needs to be watched to comprehend the full 'dumb-ness' if it.
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I didn't intend to contribute so soon again, but a funny thing happened.
I was downloading this movie, and it turned out to be this one.
(DAMN it! Since the major JAV studios are mostly under the DMM umbrella, you'd think they would coordinate between themselves so as not to repeat their stupid DVD codes...)
So I opened up this movie after the download, feeling like an idiot, because it had nothing to do with the movie I was hoping to get. I had no idea what this movie was. I could immediately see there was a MILF, so maybe it would not be too bad... that's familiar enough turf, and maybe this wasn't going to turn out to be such an unfortunate accident.
I'm watching this movie, and I'm immediately getting the feeling this is not your typical MILF movie. Here is what I'm seeing...
After we see Dorky standing outside in the rain, he enters a house, and is warmly greeted by the lady of the house. I don't know if he is related to the lady, or if he lives in the house as a boarder, or whatever,
Moments later, another man enters.
What is going on here??
Trust me, I am just as surprised as Dorky.
As I am reeling from my senses, another man enters, and then takes off his pants.
This... this isn't one of those "A world where a man can have sex anytime he wants" movies. I KNOW that.
So that was it for this utterly nonsensical scene. As I'm trying to make sense of it. I am wondering whether Is it one of those "fantasy" sequences where perhaps Dorky is dreaming? No, it is NOT.
The title — "You'll Never Know How Good a MILF is Unless You Fuck Her" [YRMN-001] — tells us nothing.
I dig up the plot description....
The translated plot description makes absolutely no sense, DAMN it.
(I mean, they usually don't make sense, but this was the one time I needed it to make sense. Can't you understand?)
Well, at least we are getting the idea that the lady is a "dorm matron." So now we have an idea of the relationship between Dorky and the lady. (Who is played by Chizuru Matsumae, by the way. I think she is fairly new in the industry.)
Maybe the next scene will begin to shed light on all of this craziness. We see Dorky in the bathroom, giving the lady longing looks... and before we know it, Dorky gets the special treatment.
By the time this stupid scene ends, we are only one-third into the movie. Great! Plenty of time to pick up clues on... WHY.
The next scene finds the lady with the Un-Juvenile Delinquent. He makes a play for her (which is inconsistent with what we have seen so far, she having been either the initiator, or the one who was happy to go along), and then they have sex until the movie mercifully comes to an end.
They must have thought this movie was so sensational, they built a series around it, and they've been churning them out, on average, one title a month since the end of last year. It's... depressing.
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I didn't intend to contribute so soon again, but a funny thing happened.
I was downloading this movie, and it turned out to be this one.
(DAMN it! Since the major JAV studios are mostly under the DMM umbrella, you'd think they would coordinate between themselves so as not to repeat their stupid DVD codes...)
So I opened up this movie after the download, feeling like an idiot, because it had nothing to do with the movie I was hoping to get. I had no idea what this movie was. I could immediately see there was a MILF, so maybe it would not be too bad... that's familiar enough turf, and maybe this wasn't going to turn out to be such an unfortunate accident.
I'm watching this movie, and I'm immediately getting the feeling this is not your typical MILF movie. Here is what I'm seeing...
After we see Dorky standing outside in the rain, he enters a house, and is warmly greeted by the lady of the house. I don't know if he is related to the lady, or if he lives in the house as a boarder, or whatever,
Moments later, another man enters.
What is going on here??
Trust me, I am just as surprised as Dorky.
As I am reeling from my senses, another man enters, and then takes off his pants.
This... this isn't one of those "A world where a man can have sex anytime he wants" movies. I KNOW that.
So that was it for this utterly nonsensical scene. As I'm trying to make sense of it. I am wondering whether Is it one of those "fantasy" sequences where perhaps Dorky is dreaming? No, it is NOT.
The title — "You'll Never Know How Good a MILF is Unless You Fuck Her" [YRMN-001] — tells us nothing.
I dig up the plot description....
Graduated from the way, now to be coming for a while to find a job destination I was not a neat living thing with doing is Settsuka to the parent, come to the dorm with the apartment out of the home. However, in the dorm I had a hope and beauty of matron's if called Do - such as an image from the old days seems there are women who are working as a matron's ...
The translated plot description makes absolutely no sense, DAMN it.
(I mean, they usually don't make sense, but this was the one time I needed it to make sense. Can't you understand?)
Well, at least we are getting the idea that the lady is a "dorm matron." So now we have an idea of the relationship between Dorky and the lady. (Who is played by Chizuru Matsumae, by the way. I think she is fairly new in the industry.)
Maybe the next scene will begin to shed light on all of this craziness. We see Dorky in the bathroom, giving the lady longing looks... and before we know it, Dorky gets the special treatment.
By the time this stupid scene ends, we are only one-third into the movie. Great! Plenty of time to pick up clues on... WHY.
The next scene finds the lady with the Un-Juvenile Delinquent. He makes a play for her (which is inconsistent with what we have seen so far, she having been either the initiator, or the one who was happy to go along), and then they have sex until the movie mercifully comes to an end.
They must have thought this movie was so sensational, they built a series around it, and they've been churning them out, on average, one title a month since the end of last year. It's... depressing.
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One for fans of the 'larger' lady (not that large to be fair) and clearly it must be selling well to have constant updates to the series. I think this is a regular service that she provides for the neighborhood men so i guess it must have come as a pleasant surprise for our young hero.
Naked Cosplay! Genius or dumb? Well, since I'm posting it here, you know what I think about it, but I know that Jugulear likes when the ladies get naked even in cosplay titles, so opinions may differ!
ABP-473 starring Ayami Shunka and ABP-484 featuring Yuna Ema
These films are taking a kind of minimalist approach to cosplaying: the girls have just enough clothing on to tell if they're cosplaying as a nurse, an OL, a house wife or what have you, but they are essentially naked. I think this defeats the purpose of cosplay, but on the other hand they do manage to make it work. Somehow it makes me think that these "costumes" would be a pretty good indication of profession if we lived in a world in which everybody lived their life naked.
Guys, check a new video from E-Body, starring Suzuki Koharu (EBOD-513), the 1st scene is very cimical... Hahahaha
Yet... so inexplicably @pukimai 's spartan post caused me to download the vid (probably the first time I get a vid from this thread).
And ... oh ho ho ho... it doesn't disappoint. So let me fill in a bit of that missing explanation:
Title: (my translation) Peach Ass Stepdaughter-in-law Prancing around in Thong
Full title: (mostly by Google) Peach-shaped Ass Stepdaughter-in-law Prancing around the Home in One-piece T-back ... Always Shaking Her Peachy Ass Around, Desires Insertion of a C*ck!
So it goes (guesstimated) a single mother bring home her new husband and introduce her grown-up daughter (in sailor suit school uniform) to her new step-father. (guess it's not mandatory in Japan that a child has to know and vetted her prospective step-father) I guess the timing of the situation was that the daughter just came home after school, so she went off for a shower while mom cooks for their first family dinner. So while the guy does his very manly thing of waiting around for the meal to be made, the daughter finish her shower and enters the living room almost stark naked! Wearing only a thong (T-back). of course the newly wed husband gaped and stared and leered and the girl responded by stretching and bending over and prancing and lounging in some seductive poses, give him an eyeful of her ass. The mom was totally nonplussed and served dinner as if nothing's the matter and both ladies even question why the guy isn't eating (he's too busy gawking at the girl's naked tits).
Next day... the mom leave the house for grocery, leaving the guy at the mercy of her naked daughter. But he's prepared! He's also naked except for a tower around his hip. Sure enough the girl start doing house chore in a thong, oh ... which so happens to require her to bend over with her minimally covered backside facing her step-father... hmmm... Anyway in a moment she's spooked by a (plastic) cockroach and the fatherly figure comes to her rescue but he "accidentally" dropped his towel and she was so spooked that she walk backward and the two collide in this slow motion falling down on the sofa she landed right on top of him impaling her pussy, the thong already magically pushed aside, with his erect penis.
Yep very dumb moment, and one great scene in JAV history...
The very ending was a dumb moment too... The girl (now properly dressed in sailor suit again) departs from the house, exchanging polite parting words (?), but the guy is off camera, final cut, the camera pans to the guy and he's naked except for a girly thong. I haven't seen the whole vid yet, but it might be one whole dumb moment vid. There's a chance the story is some kind mental twist theme with the crazy things really happening only in the guy's head... May report again if I get a better handle on the story.
The new hubbie and the audience were
Oh yes it works for me. At least ABP-473 does... Most theme works for me with a hottie of Shunka's caliber. I don't particularly disagree with anything you said. But I view it more positively. For me cosplay is borderline silly, what I like (really like) is roleplay. So a hottie wearing a nurse uniform doing sex, does nothing for me. But a hottie with some hint of a nurse's uniform, engaging in nursing activity, oh checking my temperature, sponge-bath just physically touching and fussing about the patient, with the added bonus of full-on sexual intercourse coming up... that's super sexy.
An earlier extremely short-lived sub-sub-sub genre was "All nude home tutor", also super hot. Again emphasis: roleplay not cosplay.
i agree with Kharo, 'Naked cosplay' does seem a bit of an oxymoron but then i read a dings reply and i can see his point of view too. There is clearly just enough of a hint from just a few clothing accessories to know what she is meant to be cosplaying at, and having the right setting is crucial to the movie. Without the correct locations this movie would not be half as good as it is.
Just seeing the screenshots was too much for me! Who knew a girl in just a little sailor uniform bow could look so good!
Just seeing the screenshots was too much for me!
Who knew a girl in just a little sailor uniform bow could look so good! 
This one is from DTKM-020. Not a dumb story idea but still not very well thought out.
See the huge band-aids on his chest and arm? These are not there because he is playing a wounded guy but to hide his tattoos:
(image from tokyo hot 862.)
Not only don't they do a great job of covering them (the darker ink shines through) but they're so big that all they do is draw more attention to the areas. If they really wanted to hide the tattoos, they should've used makeup instead.
See the huge band-aids on his chest and arm? These are not there because he is playing a wounded guy but to hide his tattoos:
(image from tokyo hot 862.)
Not only don't they do a great job of covering them (the darker ink shines through) but they're so big that all they do is draw more attention to the areas. If they really wanted to hide the tattoos, they should've used makeup instead.
Thanks ding73ding for helping me to explain that movie, with my broken English, i think i wouldn't be able to explain that hilarious movie as good as you.
Naked Cosplay! Genius or dumb? Well, since I'm posting it here, you know what I think about it, but I know that Jugulear likes when the ladies get naked even in cosplay titles, so opinions may differ!
ABP-473 starring Ayami Shunka and ABP-484 featuring Yuna EmaThese films are taking a kind of minimalist approach to cosplaying: the girls have just enough clothing on to tell if .
For me this should be out into GENIUS idea... Man watching Ayami Shunka wear nothing except head gear... GENIUS !!!
I thought this would be fun and erotic, but everything, from the actresses to the acting to the script, was sub-par, and it ended up as a disastrous experiment.
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RCT-835
Nay...my school was ultra conservative. Sex was only permitted during biology, literature, and math.
This is another one of those instances where the whole film is dumb because its concept is dumb - VRXS-093 Shampoo Shit. I don't even know what more to write... it's exactly what the title says. And if you're brave enough to check out the cover, you can see that it's fresh out of the "tube", too! Yeah, now you know why I didn't link the cover...
Thats not dumb thats justThis is another one of those instances where the whole film is dumb because its concept is dumb - VRXS-093 Shampoo Shit. I don't even know what more to write... it's exactly what the title says. And if you're brave enough to check out the cover, you can see that it's fresh out of the "tube", too! Yeah, now you know why I didn't link the cover...
