Dumb Moments in JAV
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A good one, Jchouktv!
Entirely by coincidence, was looking at one bearing somewhat of a resemblance...
Featuring Remi Sasaki, an Unfaithful Wife, with Her Fidelity Turned to Shreds... readily believing in "Practice Makes Perfect."
NSPS-324 (368 MB)
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A good one, Jchouktv!
Entirely by coincidence, was looking at one bearing somewhat of a resemblance...
Featuring Remi Sasaki, an Unfaithful Wife, with Her Fidelity Turned to Shreds... readily believing in "Practice Makes Perfect."
NSPS-324 (368 MB)
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On the cover, is this a typo? A Japanese-to-English pronunciation stereo-typo?
Please don't tell me it was supposed to read "ENDLESS BLACKHOLE"... !
Please don't tell me it was supposed to read "ENDLESS BLACKHOLE"... !
Absolutely, the yellow font Japanese right below the "ENDRESS BLACKHOLE" is exactly "~ Endless black hole ~ vol 3"
It's hardly worth making a fuss about, for long time JAV or J-culture fans. Japanese don't make distinction between L and R, their ラ, リ, ル, レ, ロ, (Ra, Ri, Ru. Re, Ro) Romanize with R's but if you listen carefully, sound almost exactly half way between Ra, Ri, Ru, Re, Ro and La, Li, Lu, Le, Lo. L/R mistakes are stereotypos, quite indeed.
Most of the time, when Japanese toss English translations into an entertainment product, it's not at all for the benefit of foreigners. The real purpose is to impart an exotic style or impressions on the domestic customers, whose English level isn't good enough to detect these mistakes.
FASCINATING explanation, ding73ding! I'd never heard that. Thank you for enlightning us.
I just figured it was a stereotype promoted by 1940s-era Hollywood which used it as an unflattering, shorthand way to identify WWII bad guys, like music played in 5ths. Of course, stereotypes don't come into existence without some evidence or recurrence.
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In the vein of Paparoach408's post about possessed stuffed animals (RCT502)...
Attack of Mannequin Man!
SDMS-565
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In the vein of Paparoach408's post about possessed stuffed animals (RCT502)...
Attack of Mannequin Man!
SDMS-565
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In terms of dumb moments in JAV i think this whole movie has to qualify under the whole 'dumb' term and yet it still has the capacity to excite, most probably due to the ultra cuteness of Kokomi Naruse and the fact that the makers really went the extra mile to make it look genuinely like the comic manga it's based on, made by one of my all time favourite authors Kondom.
SACE-086 "I'm Just A Door Knob..." Pussy Keyhole
Like i say, Kokomi Naruse is the absolute definition of cute in this movie.
Based on a rather short comic, somehow they've managed to create a 90 minute movie from it and boy is it a doozy! Right from the first scene as doorknob Kokomi patiently awaits her owner to come back from work (we even have pages of the comic to help explain the story), until she finally gets rewarded with what i can only describe as a 'keying'.
The movie even has some sadness as poor little Kokomi-knob gets upset when she hears the tenant is soon moving out (i think). Yup, we even get tears from our sad little heroine.
Not to worry though as we quickly learn the next guy is a world class pervo, who enjoys nothing more than spying on woman from his spyhole and jerking off. Well what's poor little Kokoknobi going to do faced with this giant dong in her face? Her initial revulsion is clear to see but soon enough she has grown fond of her new phallic companion and is soon helpfully jerking him off. Now of course all actions have consequences and, lo and behold, she is soon faced with a mighty spunking, leaving her pretty little head covered all over!
The spooging has clearly had an effect on young Knobomi and soon she is soon all loved up and daydreaming of her new 'lover' and so we get a fantasy sequence whereby her now down to size guy is able to make real love to her (although she still remains stuck to her door) and we are left watch him grope and suck his way over her lovely boobies before a quick blowjob soon has him unloading all over her pretty face!
Of course it's not over there and we now have our horny loser on the other side of the door, facing her sweet peach of an ass! Man he is all over that thing, licking, fondling, groping and fingering her to a satisfying climax, at which point he helps himself and his weiner by taking her doggystyle through the door. Kokomi is so cute as an actress, and that's not just her looks but also the sweet little moans she gives out as she gets drilled, boy i wish she was still active!
All's well good and happy then, eh? Sadly not, as we get, shock horror!, a thief with full lock pick gear is soon on the scene! What's his motive? No bloody idea, but our little Koknobomi soon has to deal with a good going over with a pair of giant tools. Again big credit to the makers for going to the effort of building these props . I really hope they went to to some outside company to have these created, i'd love to know if the makers had to explain what they were intended for. Luckily she is saved from the giant drill grinding it's way through her pussy and our plucky thief is chased away. I do wonder what he intended to steal? I mean the pervert looked like a pure bum but i guess he could have helped himself to a mountain of porn!
Really tempted to get this masterpiece translated, what do you think?
SACE-086 "I'm Just A Door Knob..." Pussy Keyhole
Like i say, Kokomi Naruse is the absolute definition of cute in this movie.
Based on a rather short comic, somehow they've managed to create a 90 minute movie from it and boy is it a doozy! Right from the first scene as doorknob Kokomi patiently awaits her owner to come back from work (we even have pages of the comic to help explain the story), until she finally gets rewarded with what i can only describe as a 'keying'.
The movie even has some sadness as poor little Kokomi-knob gets upset when she hears the tenant is soon moving out (i think). Yup, we even get tears from our sad little heroine.
Not to worry though as we quickly learn the next guy is a world class pervo, who enjoys nothing more than spying on woman from his spyhole and jerking off. Well what's poor little Kokoknobi going to do faced with this giant dong in her face? Her initial revulsion is clear to see but soon enough she has grown fond of her new phallic companion and is soon helpfully jerking him off. Now of course all actions have consequences and, lo and behold, she is soon faced with a mighty spunking, leaving her pretty little head covered all over!
The spooging has clearly had an effect on young Knobomi and soon she is soon all loved up and daydreaming of her new 'lover' and so we get a fantasy sequence whereby her now down to size guy is able to make real love to her (although she still remains stuck to her door) and we are left watch him grope and suck his way over her lovely boobies before a quick blowjob soon has him unloading all over her pretty face!
Of course it's not over there and we now have our horny loser on the other side of the door, facing her sweet peach of an ass!
Man he is all over that thing, licking, fondling, groping and fingering her to a satisfying climax, at which point he helps himself and his weiner by taking her doggystyle through the door. Kokomi is so cute as an actress, and that's not just her looks but also the sweet little moans she gives out as she gets drilled, boy i wish she was still active! All's well good and happy then, eh? Sadly not, as we get, shock horror!
, a thief with full lock pick gear is soon on the scene! What's his motive? No bloody idea, but our little Koknobomi soon has to deal with a good going over with a pair of giant tools. Again big credit to the makers for going to the effort of building these props . I really hope they went to to some outside company to have these created, i'd love to know if the makers had to explain what they were intended for. Luckily she is saved from the giant drill grinding it's way through her pussy and our plucky thief is chased away. I do wonder what he intended to steal? I mean the pervert looked like a pure bum but i guess he could have helped himself to a mountain of porn! Really tempted to get this masterpiece translated, what do you think?
In terms of dumb moments in JAV i think this whole movie has to qualify under the whole 'dumb' term and yet it still has the capacity to excite, most probably due to the ultra cuteness of Kokomi Naruse and the fact that the makers really went the extra mile to make it look genuinely like the comic manga it's based on, made by one of my all time favourite authors Kondom.
SACE-086 "I'm Just A Door Knob..." Pussy Keyhole
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Like i say, Kokomi Naruse is the absolute definition of cute in this movie.
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Based on a rather short comic, somehow they've managed to create a 90 minute movie from it and boy is it a doozy! Right from the first scene as doorknob Kokomi patiently awaits her owner to come back from work (we even have pages of the comic to help explain the story), until she finally gets rewarded with what i can only describe as a 'keying'.
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The movie even has some sadness as poor little Kokomi-knob gets upset when she hears the tenant is soon moving out (i think). Yup, we even get tears from our sad little heroine.
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Not to worry though as we quickly learn the next guy is a world class pervo, who enjoys nothing more than spying on woman from his spyhole and jerking off. Well what's poor little Kokoknobi going to do faced with this giant dong in her face? Her initial revulsion is clear to see but soon enough she has grown fond of her new phallic companion and is soon helpfully jerking him off. Now of course all actions have consequences and, lo and behold, she is soon faced with a mighty spunking, leaving her pretty little head covered all over!
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The spooging has clearly had an effect on young Knobomi and soon she is soon all loved up and daydreaming of her new 'lover' and so we get a fantasy sequence whereby her now down to size guy is able to make real love to her (although she still remains stuck to her door) and we are left watch him grope and suck his way over her lovely boobies before a quick blowjob soon has him unloading all over her pretty face!
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Of course it's not over there and we now have our horny loser on the other side of the door, facing her sweet peach of an ass!
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All's well good and happy then, eh? Sadly not, as we get, shock horror!
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Really tempted to get this masterpiece translated, what do you think?
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I think you should write more reviews!
That film is so ridiculous, so Japanese, if you don't mind me phrasing it like that... but yes, Kokomi Naruse is cute! Isn't she always?
That film is so ridiculous, so Japanese, if you don't mind me phrasing it like that... but yes, Kokomi Naruse is cute! Isn't she always?
Yeah, I always had a thing for her. Her works were never really that exciting to me nor did she have the greatest body (not to say that it was bad though), but her face and cuteness are off the charts.
Too bad she retired though. Didn't she get an STD, or am I thinking of someone else?
I agree, I'm the same way when it comes to her! As for her getting some kind of STD, I don't know. I don't follow any JAV actress apart from checking what films they put out. Sorry!
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Let's bear in mind many porn actors have sexually transmitted diseases... as do many civilians. There is a wide range of STDs, and not all STDs are lethal. (Although there is not a single one that anybody would want.)
The following is not "chuckle-chuckle" DUMB but "this is stupid" DUMB!
I ran into a series called "r***ing By Brother-In-Law," which sounds like nothing out of the unusual. Yet check out R18's (partial) plot description for the first of the four movies (CEAD-002, with Riri Nakayama):
When she has sex with her husband, she thinks back to the pleasure she had when her brother in law forced her to fuck him... Riri told him "No", but he just kept coming. Her husband was asleep right next to her, and she had her brother in law's cock in her mouth. As she gasps for air while getting fucked, her husband wakes up and joins in for a threesome! ...
This is an outrage!
I see the same plot gimmick has been utilized for the next two entries in the series; for the second one, CEAD-120, with Sara Saijo:
We get the usual action, where the wife-stealer, this time the brother-in-law... a fairly common culprit in the annals of JAV... goes about the business of getting his claws on another man's woman.
And then when the husband finally finds out that his own brother... and his own wife... have been cheating on him, he JOINS IN???
What man would do that? I mean, really... I've heard of brotherly love, but...
I've just downloaded one, the last one in the series, the recently released CEAD-147 with Yayoi Amano... and based on a fast-forwarding, it looks like the ridiculous "ménage à bro" element has been wisely dispensed with.
EDIT:
On the other side of the coin, an outcome that may be far too real:
![Violated Sister in Law Maki Hojo -[JUC-151].jpg](https://www.akiba-online.com/data/attachments/657/657392-54df93ea719429912af0537a7eac43d5.jpg "Violated Sister in Law Maki Hojo -[JUC-151].jpg")
Maki Hojo is the Violated Sister in Law [JUC-151], and her husband (Bad Bald Bastard, playing against type) finds out!
![Violated Sister in Law Maki Hojo -[JUC-151]-2.jpg](https://www.akiba-online.com/data/attachments/657/657391-0c886fcd4fcea4913a71b1393e759c97.jpg "Violated Sister in Law Maki Hojo -[JUC-151]-2.jpg")
He confronts the bad brother-in-law, played by Moptop...
![Violated Sister in Law Maki Hojo -[JUC-151]-3.jpg](https://www.akiba-online.com/data/attachments/657/657390-4e7596823b641fbf0de2950f700d583c.jpg "Violated Sister in Law Maki Hojo -[JUC-151]-3.jpg")
...And gets stabbed to death!
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Let's bear in mind many porn actors have sexually transmitted diseases... as do many civilians. There is a wide range of STDs, and not all STDs are lethal. (Although there is not a single one that anybody would want.)
The following is not "chuckle-chuckle" DUMB but "this is stupid" DUMB!
I ran into a series called "r***ing By Brother-In-Law," which sounds like nothing out of the unusual. Yet check out R18's (partial) plot description for the first of the four movies (CEAD-002, with Riri Nakayama):
When she has sex with her husband, she thinks back to the pleasure she had when her brother in law forced her to fuck him... Riri told him "No", but he just kept coming. Her husband was asleep right next to her, and she had her brother in law's cock in her mouth. As she gasps for air while getting fucked, her husband wakes up and joins in for a threesome! ...
This is an outrage!
I see the same plot gimmick has been utilized for the next two entries in the series; for the second one, CEAD-120, with Sara Saijo:
We get the usual action, where the wife-stealer, this time the brother-in-law... a fairly common culprit in the annals of JAV... goes about the business of getting his claws on another man's woman.
And then when the husband finally finds out that his own brother... and his own wife... have been cheating on him, he JOINS IN???
What man would do that? I mean, really... I've heard of brotherly love, but...
I've just downloaded one, the last one in the series, the recently released CEAD-147 with Yayoi Amano... and based on a fast-forwarding, it looks like the ridiculous "ménage à bro" element has been wisely dispensed with.
EDIT:
On the other side of the coin, an outcome that may be far too real:
Maki Hojo is the Violated Sister in Law [JUC-151], and her husband (Bad Bald Bastard, playing against type) finds out!
He confronts the bad brother-in-law, played by Moptop...
...And gets stabbed to death!
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I don't understand... So, first things first. Did she have to have her head shaved because her CDs didn't sell well or did she do it to boost her sales? I'm not exactly clear on that. Either way, this seems really dumb to me. She could have done something that's a lot sexier. I mean, who is she going to appeal to with that haircut and the shaven head? I can't imagine many people having a fetish like that and I haven't come across any other films like this either, but who knows... You know, I would be really curious as to how well this title sold!
I don't understand... So, first things first. Did she have to have her head shaved because her CDs didn't sell well or did she do it to boost her sales? I'm not exactly clear on that. Either way, this seems really dumb to me. She could have done something that's a lot sexier. I mean, who is she going to appeal to with that haircut and the shaven head? I can't imagine many people having a fetish like that and I haven't come across any other films like this either, but who knows... You know, I would be really curious as to how well this title sold!